Yoooo, I just stuck my finger up my own ass. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gay l, but when my finger slowly went in there, I jumped. At first, it burned, but I let my finger just sit there. Is it bad that I think it feels pretty good? It lokey feels amazing!

I don’t do this anymore obviously because it’s disgusting and weird but nonetheless...
When I was a kid I was always fascinated with seeing bugs caught in the sap of a tree and frozen in time, that interest plus puberty and hormones led me to doing this despicable act twice
I, two times, busted a nut on mosquitoes that were pissing me off in my room to kill them instead of simply smashing it
For one, because I wanted to see if I could freeze it in time like tree sap and two, because I wanted that annoying piece of ♥♥♥♥ to have to tell mosquito god that he died to a nut.
Anyway I am currently for a second time apologizing to the insect kingdom for this despicable act