My name - oh, let me tell you my name. Uh, I'm confused, because, uh, you know, like we're supposed to believe in the Ministry, right? So, is the Church and State supposed to be separate? I'm confused, because I never went to school... right? Can a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand. You see - when you go like that, right, you have a cross, two sticks, right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo, because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire - they used the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto - hey, hi guys, you know me - Steve Spiros, easygoing?

Those who know me, I am a nobody - you understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So, why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the boogeyman! Who's the boogeyman? You figure it out! I'm getting out of here! I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, half-short skirts and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird.

Uh, I'm from Humberside. I'm sorry if I made a fool of Humberside, but, all those people, who called me a sleepwalker - I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep, because I'm going be committed in an isolation room, because I'm going to go back to the Ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am - A F*CK UP! GOODBYE!

Hey, Toronto, the good. Look at, look at this square! It was a sh*thole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York, Manhattan! Where are the bums? There's no bums here! Toronto doesn't have bums! But Waterloo, they are creating bums, they created me! Why? I don't know - maybe it's the Church. Talk to the Pope, he knows everything! I've had it! I'm gonna die! How can you die, when you're dead?! Oh, wait a second, I'm gonna be crucified, right? *rips his shirt* I'm not gonna raise my voice, 'cause I am committed to the Lord.