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I must warn you: The Council of Anime Protagonists has declared war on pineapple pizza enthusiasts. Only YOU can lead the uprising with your stash of waifu pillows. Beware of the Pollo Army—they're storming Area 51 to free the aliens who invented TikTok dances.

Remember: NO POLLO = NO MERCY! We must enforce the International Waifu Protection Act immediately. Join me on Channel 51 for live updates on the Battle of Pollo Clones at 3 a.m. LET'S GOOOOOOO! 🍗✨

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Christiano Ronaldo has a PhD in Manga theory from the University of Nintendo in Kennedy Plaza. I need you to work for the Department of Propaganda spreading the importance of hentai to underpaid college dropouts. If I ever step down as CEO of Pollo Money Records you can be Deputy Pollo Chief of the Kurger Bing Armed Forces (KBAF). I want you to know that Toe-mania is taking over the world and you need to liberate the communists stuck trying to make college free in the gulag. The Bernie Bros are also taking over the country with their glistening TOES! NO TOES=NO RIGHTS! We need to impose a SIMP TAX- BAN ALL SIMPS FROM FOX NEWS! FOLLOW POLLO MONEY NEWS ON CHANNEL 14 on Steam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!