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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 31.3 hrs on record (26.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Early Access Review
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game idgaf about the multiplayer its like viva pinata garden game attract cute and horrendously ugly animals and feed them and harvest their turds and offer offerings to the almighty TURD GOD and optionally give a damn about the shimu people aswell but only because it will lead to more oppurtunities to appease THE TURD GOD and plant more trees and feed more UGLY animals i love the little gwimblies that jump into my pocket i like how theyre booty ass naked and have dot eyes and stare at me while i plant like 5000 mushrooms in the middle of the desert to raise my amity faster muah muah muah i love this game i love this game yes daddy yes
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