First of all, I am not a teacher. I am an intelligence broker who works the Bogotá-Rio-Buenos Aires triumvirate. And I am not a powerfully strong individual. I'm 110 pounds, bench 86, have asthmatic attacks after masturbation and go in twice a week to have my kidneys replaced. They're pretty cheap on the black market. Yesterday, I picked up a spleen, 'cause you never know when you're going to need one. I am also not into video games. I am into video art—but you just don't get it, man; you don't get my process. I am merely a medium through which the spiritual energy of our collective humanity flows. But you wouldn't get that, would you, you solipsistic, arrogant prick!