"I do not have a degree in breast sizes!"
"if i tweet pre game piss people are going to think I mean sex when I actually meant league of legends"
“ Haphest… haphest… ahoy me hartties”
“I think the enemy just cast tax evasion”
“Im so upset at timithy autines they have no coffee in the coffee shop”
“Hot chocolate season…AaaHh-“
“God I can already taste the PizzaExpress…AaaHh~”
“Bro wtf where is table 7??” “Next to table 8! HA HA HA!!!!” “MaYn”
“Camden has chocolate strawberry’s of course we are going”
“Can I beach some of my siblings?”
“Issac’s in Styria”
"how do i have more hours in you-" "wait"
“Your like an updated sugar daddy coz u actually love me”
“R8 your ♥♥♥♥” “biblical” “wha-“
“Iv been inside you I dont care if we share”
"I’d be surprised if her husband could get it up” “Everyone run the necromancers here”
“ I can’t type ♥♥♥ into my Apple Watch”
"Domain Expansion extended magazine"
"Born to yap, forced to eep"
"Indiana Jones and the journey to BDSM"
“♥♥♥♥♥ can have my kids”
"♥♥♥♥ she can spell"
“gasp they have a fax number!!”
"I have finished" "what?!" "all over my des-"
"id fight you in the middle of a friendles"
“ are you trying to heckle me for a balloon”
"this is your fault. You ruined my five year old birthday part" "im breaking up with you" "I'm going to make a pinata in your image"
“is thats why she called meg the dog because she fetches stuff”
“They may be small and child like but they’re legal!”
“Bah bah ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥”
"I like elfs, I wish racism was real"
"My Dungeon in Dragon- "
"would furries in DnD be cultural appropriation?"
Divorce so good they made a sequel"
"oh yeah watch this!" rolls nat 1
"♥♥♥♥"
“Rollertoaster tycoon”
I bet you can’t even reach the toilet because your to short”
“Your honour she puts flash on F”
“Your honour support dif”
"I'll take a free sample and a smooch"
“First we had the Americans, then the French, now the bloody English!
“YOURE MY DEAD DADS MISTRESS???”
“Are you a home wrecker now Martin!?” “no I’m a company man! I’m a post man not a milk man!”
“So an egg, 3 favours and 20 gold for a magic potion and a pack of gum” “yep!” “welcome to the economy”
“I swear my aunt wants to date you”
"im going to eat you and not in the hot way"
"ud look like a jedi " " these are not the goths you are looking for "
Alright chat I still hear millie screaming give me one bit if i should abandon her”
"poped his horror cherry"
“Are you trying to be rude to the transgender chicken?!”
“Vegan Xayah”
“Unshakle your mum”
“Im 25 and my GCSES are so hard”
“Hey what date is it” “11:30- what?”
“Sorry mum i was being pounded”
“Watch out he’s going to Vargal my balls”
focusing “vargal my balls” focused shaking
“Sex any percent no mods”
“Of course she does, she endorses slavery!”
"your hands are gay, keep them off my straight money"
"I like to use baseball bats to increase the value of my wheelchair stocks."
"I don't care if you show it, pop it, twist it, or push it."
"Oh my god they keep giving me homeless people!"
"No, we have mummy milkies at home."
"The silicone dildo is going to make me rich."
"You can't calculate the optimal sex position."
"I most certainly am... OH NO SHE HUNG HERSELF!"
being annoyed abt eyeliner and my makeup “I'm just a massive ~~~~ so I can't do anything straight”
"thats annoying, how do i kil myself!
"we will see if its all ♥♥♥♥ and no balls"
"I really hate that i can murder my son"
"ladies and gentlemen more sex"
"gremlin noises "god we are so autistic"
"i dont neede a hand warmer when i have your ♥♥♥♥"
"the only thing that makes me close to a baby isw how much i love tiddies"
"you tossed a goat into my hole??"'
"I have a geology test I'm so scared" "lmfao why?" "I'm afraid of rocks"
"bend over for daddy blitzcrank"
“This just sounds like a degrading kink with extra steps”
“Im taller than u..im a fish”
"my e has erectile dysfunction"
“Yeah do you remember when you asked me if i wanted it in or sticking out”
"Paul do u mind if i spank u?"
"on a scale of one to 10...Justin i cant count that high"
"Witty Wed Buffwingg"
This just sounds like a degrading kink with extra steps”
makes twin towers joke in the middle of a restaurant “you cant do that?!” “It was my tragedy “
“Im taller than u..im a fish”
“Shes long…in my ass”
“Noesessss”
“OH keN! Oh barBie!”
"your lucky your so puntible"
"anxiety nah spidy sences"
"2023 is not a reason to stop Junko posing"
"what year is it"
"il be the rizzly bear"
"something something pokerfac- Moca thats my work clothes"
"grip thumbs
i wish somebody gripe my thums
give me ur fingers"
"oh hes not high hes just Canadian"
“Blinging up your penis”
"crumpy meatball"
"your a crumpy meatball <3"
“I thought jack the ripper was in America “ (what)
"damn ♥♥♥♥♥ i didnt know you had a haunted house because you got them booobies"
“Im pushing up so bad im giving birth”
oh i remember they were pissing everywhere
“Im going to gobble u like a raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake from Sainsbury’s”
“Absolute gobble”
"animal parts just give them more to love"
"my breasts are small and humble"
“If i get knocked off the boat im turning racist”
"I do not have the boobs nore the balls-"
"Clitoris Beetle"
“who tf is this bottom on my friends list”
"Alexa circumcise my penis"
"its not hair clipping properly" "thats because its a piece of paSta"
"what is an ant eater but a quirky elephant"
"it was hot at chillis but i was hotter"
"id put my ♥♥♥♥ in it tbh"
"justin im going to suck your ♥♥♥♥"
"hes gonna be like aww i dont wanna play violin because im bad but hes actually cracked"
"babe im showing the boys my coc"
"kink of the week"
"Im foinbsbto piss myself"
“she may be down on her luck but she knows a slay when she sees one”
“Shes long…in my ass”
“Noesessss”
“OH keN! Oh barBie!”
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ e daters man"
"do you think he will buy it for me if i call him daddy?"
"My men are like piggy banks"
"will you be the cake at my wedding with all that ass"
"i have to become straight every once in a while to make sure"
"Your little Skull nuggets"
"Bout to make ur mommy issues act up"
"Hot chocky milked up"
"Are you a redstone torch? Bease your activating my sticky piston"
"screaming without the S"
"DiD yOu gUys knoW thAT DrACulAR-"
""im straight - not in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ household your not"
"Touch some grass and get some hoes"
"I’m trying to decipher your davincis code it’s hard to read some times"
"I haven't lost my virginity because i simply dont lose"
"I blame the Gnomio and juliet for my taste in men"
"#Ginomio would treat me right"
"U dont seem very…✨💅 u know"
"iv always wanted to be a star glad i didnt specify what type"
"Speaking straight up enchantment table"
"I may be a ♥♥♥♥♥ but at least im not a virgo"
"wHy is it so salty"
https://streamable.com/tjvt6n
"I have 7hp and a will to live"
"hMM snAck"
" it reminds me just how invisible i am"
“I going on a nobal quest to find where men find the audacity”
i know there is more ♥♥♥♥ in your personality than there is in your pants but come on my guy"
"ima flame ur kneecaps"
"yokes over"
"doesnt jett just look like a crayon eater"
"I can't believe I'm thinking about another man's ♥♥♥♥ this early in the morning"
"any of you want to adopt me because my dad is putting me up""
"I'm just level 30 hitman That's how mafia works"
"i only like you because you look like link"
“I have the same thing but with eating spines”
"when you in her over to smash and she starts stripping"
yea but weebs are just undercover perverts"
"im not saying i have a drinking problem but the 10 bottles are all