"I do not have a degree in breast sizes!"
“Its cannon u guys fuck in silence”
“We burst into a sex room”
“Yeah but like…im an ethical gooner"
“Yo crazy cross over, what Pokémon you think Vlad Dracula Tepesh rockin up with?”
“I’m not a light weight I’m economic”
“You should kill yourself and become part of the statistic”
“Your honor she was 16 in dog years”
“Hey guys this just chatting stream is sponsored by the us army”
“Eco friendly hitler”
“Squirting vampire style”
"Atlantis doesn't exist because America had nukes"
“Thats what people must be like when i leave the room”
“The statements in which he revealed to you in elaborate forplay”
"if i tweet pre game piss people are going to think I mean sex when I actually meant league of legends"
“We got married in the yaoui dimension”
“Homosexual dad female husband lesbian daughter woke dog and lolita with a moustache what a band of cowboys”
“Bro stop im trying to sacrifice myself!! They threw the weed in the lake!!!”
"if someone is getting grabbed where is the intimacy coordinator"
“Oh lord am I just a closeted furry”
“This is going to sound mean but my first thought was omg french people can be emo”
"looking for some hex babes"
“Cant believe im being nurfrf right now give me a gun show these bugs some freedom”
“Not at 10 minutes to 2025 justin”
“Long distance getting to hard wheres the Minecraft sex mod”
“You know it’s peeked my curiosity” “NoOo”
“I wanna do shots off her belly button and w line of coke off her tits”
“I dont need u to talk down to me while i piss”
"He looks like a serial killer but hes actually just killing that pussy in bed"
“Im not massivly jazzed”
“I just don’t want you to turn into a gothsicle”
“This is cunty look at his bandanna”
"damn you went from cowboys to cam boys"
“Taking the hobit to mns”
“Ambessa you creature
“I’m gonna blink with both eyes”
“Run me yo tings and pack it on”
“I want my chocolate cake >:3….I pooped for thi-“
“Iv given myself a cramp and its touching my penis………kiss it better”
“Omg they must be so gaged”
“No hes italian” “the bomb isnt”
Sorry babe I have one more sausage for you… “unzips pants”
“Exusw youbi have paper work” “brother you have no ancles”
“While the foolish talk justice takes the night”
“Whats your name” “is a rabbit fuck i need a human name”
Vppn"
"vReeppn"
"i can give u my ppn"
“ Haphest… haphest… ahoy me hartties”
“I think the enemy just cast tax evasion”
“Im so upset at timithy autines they have no coffee in the coffee shop”
“Hot chocolate season…AaaHh-“
“God I can already taste the PizzaExpress…AaaHh~”
“Bro wtf where is table 7??” “Next to table 8! HA HA HA!!!!” “MaYn”
“Camden has chocolate strawberry’s of course we are going”
“Can I beach some of my siblings?”
“Issac’s in Styria”
"how do i have more hours in you-" "wait"
“Your like an updated sugar daddy coz u actually love me”
“R8 your shit” “biblical” “wha-“
“Iv been inside you I dont care if we share”
"I’d be surprised if her husband could get it up” “Everyone run the necromancers here”
“ I can’t type kys into my Apple Watch”
"Domain Expansion extended magazine"
"Born to yap, forced to eep"
"Indiana Jones and the journey to BDSM"
“Faker can have my kids”
Call me Belmont the way I’m all up in your guts”
"fuck she can spell"
“gasp they have a fax number!!”
"I have finished" "what?!" "all over my des-"
"id fight you in the middle of a friendles"
“Goff glasses for your Goff blindness”
“ are you trying to heckle me for a balloon”
"this is your fault. You ruined my five year old birthday part" "im breaking up with you" "I'm going to make a pinata in your image"
“is thats why she called meg the dog because she fetches stuff”
“They may be small and child like but they’re legal!”
“Bah bah motherfucker”
"I like elfs, I wish racism was real"
"My Dungeon in Dragon- "
"would furries in DnD be cultural appropriation?"
Divorce so good they made a sequel"
"oh yeah watch this!" rolls nat 1
"PHUC"
“Rollertoaster tycoon”
I bet you can’t even reach the toilet because your to short”
“Your honour she puts flash on F”
“Your honour support dif”
"I'll take a free sample and a smooch"
“First we had the Americans, then the French, now the bloody English!
“YOURE MY DEAD DADS MISTRESS???”
“Are you a home wrecker now Martin!?” “no I’m a company man! I’m a post man not a milk man!”
“So an egg, 3 favours and 20 gold for a magic potion and a pack of gum” “yep!” “welcome to the economy”
“I swear my aunt wants to date you”
"im going to eat you and not in the hot way"
"ud look like a jedi " " these are not the goths you are looking for "
Alright chat I still hear millie screaming give me one bit if i should abandon her”
"poped his horror cherry"
“Are you trying to be rude to the transgender chicken?!”
“Vegan Xayah”
“Unshakle your mum”
“Im 25 and my GCSES are so hard”
“Hey what date is it” “11:30- what?”
“Sorry mum i was being pounded”
“Watch out he’s going to Vargal my balls”
focusing “vargal my balls” focused shaking
“Sex any percent no mods”
“Of course she does, she endorses slavery!”
"your hands are gay, keep them off my straight money"
"I like to use baseball bats to increase the value of my wheelchair stocks."
"I don't care if you show it, pop it, twist it, or push it."
"Oh my god they keep giving me homeless people!"
"No, we have mummy milkies at home."
"The silicone dildo is going to make me rich."
"You can't calculate the optimal sex position."
"I most certainly am... OH NO SHE HUNG HERSELF!"
being annoyed abt eyeliner and my makeup “I'm just a massive ~~~~ so I can't do anything straight”
"thats annoying, how do i kil myself!
"we will see if its all cock and no balls"
"I really hate that i can murder my son"
"ladies and gentlemen more sex"
"gremlin noises "god we are so autistic"
"i dont neede a hand warmer when i have your cock"
"the only thing that makes me close to a baby isw how much i love tiddies"
"you tossed a goat into my hole??"'
"I have a geology test I'm so scared" "lmfao why?" "I'm afraid of rocks"
"bend over for daddy blitzcrank"
“This just sounds like a degrading kink with extra steps”
“Im taller than u..im a fish”
"my e has erectile dysfunction"
“Yeah do you remember when you asked me if i wanted it in or sticking out”
"Paul do u mind if i spank u?"
"on a scale of one to 10...Justin i cant count that high"
"Witty Wed Buffwingg"
This just sounds like a degrading kink with extra steps”
makes twin towers joke in the middle of a restaurant “you cant do that?!” “It was my tragedy “
“Im taller than u..im a fish”
“Shes long…in my ass”
“Noesessss”
“OH keN! Oh barBie!”
"your lucky your so puntible"
"anxiety nah spidy sences"
"2023 is not a reason to stop Junko posing"
"what year is it"
"il be the rizzly bear"
"something something pokerfac- Moca thats my work clothes"
"grip thumbs
i wish somebody gripe my thums
give me ur fingers"
"oh hes not high hes just Canadian"
“Blinging up your penis”
"crumpy meatball"
"your a crumpy meatball <3"
“I thought jack the ripper was in America “ (what)
"damn bitch i didnt know you had a haunted house because you got them booobies"
“Im pushing up so bad im giving birth”
oh i remember they were pissing everywhere
“Im going to gobble u like a raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake from Sainsbury’s”
“Absolute gobble”
"animal parts just give them more to love"
"my breasts are small and humble"
“If i get knocked off the boat im turning racist�