not gonna be active today. i’m meeting a girl (a real one who plays TERRORS OF NOWHERE) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand) so please don’t dm me asking me where i am (i’m with a girl who plays TERRORS OF NOWHERE) you’ll most likely get ignored because i’ll be with a girl

Hello, I notice you have a profile picture of a very beautiful but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess isyou? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour day ornight. before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand inromantic way; although I would not be opposed in the event you are interested in me as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just anyfemale that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some videogames together some time. I see you play valorant, are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3 so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically! unless you (like manyothers) change ur mind on that!

This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin to me man, balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* :toast:

ummm the clutch case is worth $500 on steam market community (which you must not have nown because you are noob nad poor tradering guy) (unlike me who is good and cool) so yeah i'll look past this easy misteak and get back to the bisnoz of buying your intire inventory for all of your ineventory

goated with the sauce