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hey we were in a csgo lobby together and someone over mic asked you if you had a big behind (it wasn't me) and you answered with a really soft "yes" and i thought it was so cute and quiet i have never heard anyone like you before. were you being serious when you said yes?.... i'm only asking because it is kind of rare for a guy to be carrying some weight back there you know.... so if it's big like you say it is... does it hang over your thighs and cast a nice shadow? haha sorry if this is too personal to ask. you don't have to answer!! but i really just want to know if it's round or square.... what shape would you describe it as? when you sit down do your thighs spread too? hahahaha don't answer that, but if you want you can!!!

os voy a romper en pedazos

Hey, umm... sorry if this is like, super weird, but I saw you play 7 Days to Die and I just couldn’t help but think... wow, you must be really strong to handle all those zombies. Like, I can barely survive two days, but you... you’re probably like a total survival queen, right? Haha, no pressure or anything, I’m not saying you need me, but maybe I could, you know, build a nice little safehouse for us? No biggie! I’m really good at crafting. :)

And don’t worry, if the zombies come, I’ll throw myself in front of them to keep you safe. Not trying to flirt, I swear! I just think we’d make the perfect apocalypse couple – um, I mean, team. Haha. 😬 Anyway, add me if you ever need a bodyguard or, like, a sandwich maker while you’re slaying zombies!

os voy a romper en pedazos

I would deadass fight 3 mountain lions in a McDonald's handicapped bathroom with my hands tied behind my back, and my only weapon being a shake weight glued to my forehead, just to have a chance to make you mine, cause tbh you're hotter than a spoon in a trap house on payday.