Who the hell are you people I thought I hired goons

I am Steve.
As a child, I yearned for the mines.
But something always got in the way.

MINER: GO ON! GET OUTTA HERE!

STEVE: But the call of the mines was too strong...

So one day, I started digging...

...and digging...

...until I found...

...this.

STEVE: A wonderland where anything you can imagine is possible.
As long as what you imagine... can be built out of blocks.

STEVE: Atta Boy!

GARRETT GARRISON: Where are we?
DAWN: Wait, who are you again?

GARRET GARRISON: Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison.
Gamer of the Year, 1989.

GARRETT: Whatever. I barely think about it.

STEVE: Welcome to the Overworld.
Anything you can dream about here...

...you can make.

Now, let's have some fun.

(A chicken clucks in the background.)

NATALIE: This place makes no sense.

STEVE: Don’t I know it?

STEVE: There are dark forces who want to destroy this world.

STEVE: If we wanna stop them, we’re gonna need to create something amazing.
Let’s go to the stash!

I want you

Hallo Musser Moss :03

I want you

please sign my profile im such a big fan...