not bad aim for chicken camper

+rep funny noob :)

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this guy
is a fish..
how can a fish be badass
U SLUT

Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.

gatte lekker