11:05 AM - cpl: u tell me if u'd rather be a lactose intollerant hipster transgender cuck with a mitsubishi mirage in cuck gray going to work as a graphics designer while ur 3000lbs girlfriend gets cucked by mohammed and tyrone
11:07 AM - cpl: or do u wanna be a jack Mcfarland living on the good part of town with no negros and a good school for ur 4 girls named mathilda, anna, emma and henrietta and your baby boy billy bob the II, going on family vacation to the grand canyon in ur cadillac with the whole family while ur wife stays at home in the kitchen preparing 2000 sandwiches for you to come home just for you to die of lung cancer at the age of 35

Hey babygirl howss it going. Sorry to bother you but i wanted to tell you that you a sexy beast. I can play anygame, im the 2 time.... international videogame champion. There is nobody better, if your feeling under the weather. I know you liked those rhymes, im also the best rapper. I play fortnite and pubg, just load in and go to the bathroom, and by the time you get back I will have already won the game. alright bb add me, for an ez carry, no sweat. Also add me a snapchat : #1 Gamer. See you in your dreams.

told me to ♥♥♥♥ off, haunts me to this day.

HOL UP
ASSA ASSA HOL UP
YOU SAY WE CAN GIT SUM WHITE CHICKS
*inaudible gorilla noises*
*autistic screeching*
*smacks lips*
♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ WORLSTAR ♥♥♥♥♥ PULL OUT GAME BRUH ♥♥♥♥♥ BIG ♥♥♥♥ NO MO RAPIN NO JAIL ♥♥♥♥♥

The first time I met Waffle was a truly magical time. We were both playing Dirty Bomb, and every time I would be killed, Waffle would shout "Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skrub, Imma pimp slap you when I get the chance!" and "Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm glad you're dead!". It was incredibly motivating and helpful. After the game ended, he sent me a friend request and told me he'd find my family if I didn't accept. Ever since that beautiful day, I've been too petrified to remove him from my friends list, mostly because he now knows where I live. <3 <3 <3

+rep good guy :D