If I have more than one of an item, it`s usually up for trade.

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ABOUT FAIRYTALES of all kinds, e.g.games :
I choose to quote Lynda Barry :
"I believe there is something in fairytales that does what singing does to words.
They have transformational capabilities, in the way melody can transform mood.
They can't transform your actual situation, but they can transform your experience of it.
We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality, we create it to be able to stay.
I believe we have always done this, used images~
to stand and understand what otherwise would be intolerable."
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This lovely emote art of my name was made by my friend MoonCAT :





Chocolate whisperer
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FACTS ABOUT CHOCOLATE , and THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR CAT :
( Obviously the choco facts first, since you need energy to learn stuff ) ;

Chocolate is a Vegetable
~Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further,
Chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
~The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. (We're testing this with other snack foods as well.)
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

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THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR CAT :

Make the world your playground
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do
When hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up
:nyaa: Always find a good patch of sun to nap in
Nap often
When in trouble, just purr and look cute
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
When in doubt, cop an attitude
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care"
When you have something important to say, say it in the dead of night when you're sure everyone's sleeping. There's no better way to get the attention you deserve.

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THANK YOU
Thank you, Lord, for pretty things.
Thank you for ribbons, flowers, and rings.
Thank you for all things shiny and bright;
For fireworks shows that light up the night.
Thank you for girls with freckled noses.
Thank you for boys with bouquets of roses.
Thank you for babies with ticklish bellies;
For cookies and cakes and homemade jellies.
Thank you for kittens with soft, furry toes.
Thank you for glitter and buttons and bows.
Thank you for beaches and for summer flings,
For jewels and other frivolous things,
For window sills and sunflower seeds.
Dear Lord, thank you for things I don’t need.
~Akara K.~

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ALWAYS -
Better to stay on the Sunny side of the Moon
~ renfield ( Steam friend )~

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Faith does not make things Easy .
It makes things possible .

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"Just remember that where ever you go,
There you are!"

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