CashoutLaw
James   Canada
 
 
My ex's Dad is a retired prison warden and this happened 40ish years ago. So it was a different time and pretty unprofessional to us. They had a prisoner who would put his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up to the bars and fart at or try and ♥♥♥♥ at the guards when he could or just push farts out.
One time he managed to hit one of the old salty guards with diarrhea. My ex's dad was with him and a rookie but didn't get hit. He was taken to psyche and determined to actually be very intelligent but just liked ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with people since he was there for life for a long list of things. Mostly molesting kids and women.
My ex's dad was there with the old salty guard that got hit last time. As expected the guy put his ass up to the cell to try and do it again. Except salty old guard had pepper spray ready and shot it directly into his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It wasn't the foggy type you usually see on cops or anything. It's a stream with decent PSI. In about 30 seconds flat the guy took off running from the bars and hit the wall face first and broke his nose. He never did it again.
It was unprofessional, arguably cruel but hilarious and somewhat justified in my eyes.
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ya 10 Feb, 2020 @ 10:04pm 
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ya 12 Aug, 2019 @ 6:46pm 
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CashoutLaw 12 Aug, 2019 @ 6:16pm 
One time I tried to bring imported compressed air from Taiwan, very rare, on a flight from Hong Kong to Africa, they asked why I had a warrant out from back home in Tibet, and I explained to them that the Tibetan Monks aren't fond of using compressed air to freeze other humans. I went on to explain I am a compressed air salesman from Madagascar and that the can I was carrying was my product. 3 1/2 body cavity searches later, they let me take it on! They never identified me as the man that froze the flight attendant on that flight hehe. Long story short, with patience and persistence, you can get away with it.
CashoutLaw 12 Aug, 2019 @ 6:13pm 
If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man. This should be self explanatory but apparently 1 have to justify myself. There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself. If you ♥♥♥♥ and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your ♥♥♥♥ (literally) together.
CashoutLaw 12 Aug, 2019 @ 6:12pm 
I play csgo but I don't think I have some sort of addiction, I was making a salad with my regular kitchen knife and I inspected it. It was factory new without a marked inscription of stat trak and I kept holding it upside down. My friend comes in the door and immediately I throw a cucumber and yelled "flash bang!". The guy got hit in the eye with that cucumber and was blinded. I whipped out my deagle and one tapped that scrublord right in the head. That "counter terrorists win" was actually a "you are guilty" in the trial of his murder.
CashoutLaw 12 Aug, 2019 @ 6:04pm 
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