the almighty king eridan ampora: youve done something even i would never be able to bring myself to do
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: are you proud of me
the almighty king eridan ampora: youre a monster but thats still really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny
the almighty king eridan ampora: yes, i am proud
the almighty king eridan ampora: and disgusted
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: gunts reaction was the best
the almighty king eridan ampora: youve broken gunt
the almighty king eridan ampora: like a nuclear blast everyone gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the end

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Cϯurί: what
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: ow8auIGYFSDZxv
Cϯurί: same
Cϯurί: wanna press my button?
Cϯurί: do it
Cϯurί: it triggers my dooty moods

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CertifiedInsane: tight titty toodles
CertifiedInsane: titty stamp, right on my ♥♥♥♥
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: zanny did you do cocaine again
CertifiedInsane: I'm gonna fall asleep at exactly 4:20
CertifiedInsane: Vote 4 Naruto as president
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: omfg
CertifiedInsane: Im gonna ♥♥♥♥ a bee
CertifiedInsane: ow
CertifiedInsane: jesus what
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: its hip to ♥♥♥♥ bees
CertifiedInsane: Titty claps

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ZapKiller: I found a porn you would like. the entire time they're spouting out memes.
ZapKiller: I couldn't stop laughing the entire time.
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: so turned on right now
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: *grabs memes and rubs them all over*
ZapKiller: like, I didn't even fap the entire video. just laughed.
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: meeeemmmemeessss

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Midori: http://i.4cdn.org/b/1457303926354.jpg
Midori: How much exp for slaying that beast
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: the guy in the back or the mom
Midori: Both
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: god his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chin
♒ Eridan Ampora ♒: looks like the crimson chin's retarded brother
Midori: LOL

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Providence: Okay, so, what would you do, if you were talking to somebody in real life for a whole day, and at the end, they revealed they had a butt plug in the entire time?
Latias (Eridan): LMFAO
Latias (Eridan): WHAT
Providence: I'm way too tired.
Providence: Like, how the ♥♥♥♥ would anyone react to that.

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Latias (Eridan): ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Festive Polka: I will eat your kidneys, ♥♥♥♥ on your weiner, slap you, and call you a big gay ♥♥♥♥
Festive Polka: Do you want that spindley johnny?
Latias (Eridan): LMAO
Latias (Eridan): Ily tho
Festive Polka: You are in fact a homosexual fish with a tiny weenis
Cry about it johnny test
Latias (Eridan): I pls
Latias (Eridan): You wouldn't
Festive Polka: I can and I plan
Jerry seinfeld be damned, your wee wee will be covered in ♥♥♥♥ by the time I'm done with your ugly mugly
Latias (Eridan): WHAT THE HONEY NUT ♥♥♥♥
Latias (Eridan): LOL
Festive Polka: You gonna cry johnny bravo? Go ahead, weep or I'll take a peep