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Hey, i was wondering how to join a gang in atlanta, My favourite rappers are lil baby, Playboi Carti and 21 Savage. Im white, age 16, 5'7, 250lbs and have some experience fighting. Please send details on the best gangs that will let me join

DO NOT LET YOIR GIRL SEE 28 YEARS LATER. I TAKE HER TO SEE IT LAST NIGHT AND THEN THERES THIS ZOMBIE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SHLANGING I MEAN ITS HUGE, HUMAUNGUS, AND HES LIKE THE MAIN ZOMBIE SO ITS NOT LIKE HES JUST IN INE SCENE NOOO NO NO HES THE MAIN BOSS ZOMBIE SO WE GET TO SEE MULTIPLE ANGLES OF HIS MASSIVE PECKER There’s even a scene where he jumps down off a step and THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAMERA IS AN UNDER SHOT LOOKING UP SO YOU SEE HIS ENTIRE THING IN ALL ITS GLORY PONTING DIRECTLY AT THE SCREEN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WHY? WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ WOUDO THE DIRECTORS DO THIS WHAT IS THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. and i wouldn’t be upset ya know i can handle some penis I see my own everyday but then MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIRLFREIND TURNS TO ME AND SAYS WORD FOR WORD “why isn’t yours like that” WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

AITA for calling my wife stupid?

I (26M, IQ: 172, mensa member of 2 years, reddit premium yearly subscriber), was trying to explain the psychological ramifications in society stemming from a pandemic-led cultural shift circa 2020, via analogy of animal crossing games. she (25F, never had an IQ test but if I had to guess hers using my divine intellect i would conclude she's 95 iq tops) didn't get it all. she just kept saying stuff like "that's great honey, can you please change your clothes now? you've been wearing that sweatshirt a week straight and it really smells. i see a pizza stain too" so I told her, I believe rather calmly: "you're a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and I will never truly love you due to the intellectual barrier between us". am i the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here guys? reddit, assemble!

I'm the type of guy incels would see as the ultimate "loser" in their eyes. I'm 57, on the uglier side of the attractiveness scale, and am in a cuckhold relationship.

But guess what? Unlike the average incel, I'm actually happy and satisfied. I don't watch my girlfriend have sex with other men because I'm a "beta" or whatever, but because the hotwife/cuckhold dynamic is something BOTH OF US are turned on by, not just her. Our relationship is built entirely on love, trust, and (gasp) this thing called "mutual consent."

All they do is project their personal insecurities onto others. You'd think that a bunch of guys who constantly write elaborate, detailed fantasies about some imaginary "chad" stealing their crush would be the last people to use "cuck" in a derogatory way.