It's that time of year again......


It's kwanza.

🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️

YO, MY HEATER JUST STRAIGHT UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITSELF. ONE MINUTE I’M ALL WARM AND TOASTY, THE NEXT I’M IN A FROZEN WASTELAND. IT MADE SOME WEIRD ASS ‘CLUNK CLUNK’ NOISE, SPAT OUT A PUFF OF HOT AIR AND TOOK A FAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ LIKE IT WAS DONE WITH LIFE, AND NOW IT’S JUST SITTING THERE WITH ♥♥♥♥ STAINS ALL OVER THE WALLS AND FLOORS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROBLEM. I SWEAR TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD THIS THING HAD ONE JOB—TO HEAT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE. HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES A HEATER ♥♥♥♥ ITSELF?? SEND HELP, I’M ABOUT TO START A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIRE IN MY LIVING ROOM.

AIDS BURGER IN PARADISE

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have an offer for ya, added mate.

I'm cutting off your balls (ツ)_/¯✂╰⋃╯

How do I (M58) buy a woman (F19)
My buddy raised a fine daughter in the years we have battled together, and a few years ago I lost my wife to consumption. i have watched his daughter a lot recently and recently tried courting Herand yet she says she sees me as family and rejects my attempts. recently I have seen her going on adventures with my grandson, they seem to be friends. they just run around in the wilderness, I don't get it. we have all the entertainment we need on this checkerboard. On top of the youth these days not enjoying a good olde game of checkers, she seems completely uninterested in my trophies of prowess. I fear my only choice is to get real old man speak to my friend about marrying his daughter off to me. I have plenty of money and influence as I am currently ruling Vlandia.

How do I bring up the subject to my friend that I want to marry his daughter and make him rich for the privilege?

"My horse is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot" I always thought to myself. As I noticed he had sex with his wife around 4 times a day, I decided to order another horse, to make my horse's wife cheat on him with this big horse I just got. And all of this to make him hornier, to push him into raping me, because I know he is hella smart, as I taught him ABC. So, today when I went at cleaning his ♥♥♥♥, I positioned myself in doggystyle, and waited for him. And then bang, I felt his 36cm ♥♥♥♥ in my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Best experience of my life. However after that day, all the other horses started glancing at me weirdly, and this is how I realized I was cooked.

i took a fat dookie and ejaculated and i think because of that im gay. this ♥♥♥♥ as a surprise to many including myself as i thought i was straight but when that kit kat chunky left my bumky i had an awakening. if it felt that good leaving me then what about an average to large penis entering me? anyone relate? i don't know how to tell my girlfriend this, its obviously a pretty big thing to tell someone but like i think it just makes sense to be gay now after that feeling. i think my body just knows I'm homosexual. Not to give TMI but like the way it grazed my sphincter as it slid out my wrinkled hole made me feel some sort of bliss. i was in such shock over it my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puckered in excitement. i like my girlfriends vagina but omfg that ♥♥♥♥ was bussin. please let me know if you think im just overreacting or if this is a sign that i should dip my toe in the gay waters, when im ready i will take the full plunge ass deep into a Mexican boy.

I'm movin' different
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
I'm a dog, I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath
We smokin' Symbiotes
Smokin' that Whoopie Goldberg
South Egyptian, Furburger Deluxe
Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush
We smokin' dung beetle
I'm on 12 Vicodin smokin' on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥
We smokin' Sequoia banshee boogers
We snortin' that good buffalo soldier tamarind Jordanian jimmies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
That Burberry back woods hitting that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8
We smokin' ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe
Blowin' the lord's bubbles (Yeah)
I'm sick in the head
I'm on them Broward County Tic-Tacs
I'm on them Georgetown Geronimos
I'm on them Nashville Nibblers

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touches kids

Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

Aw ♥♥♥♥, let's take a trip
Just sit back and light a spliff to this and don't step
On a funky-ass track jump back
Strapped with a gat and a sack and a 7-8 flak
Come clean, gangsta lean, I got green
But I serve dubs like it ain't no thing
I hang with OG ♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't set trip
Or you might get a slug in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ back
I don't slack when it come to street
I kick real g ♥♥♥♥ to a gangsta beat
It's so sweet, when you got money to spend
I got a cool-ass tilt and a fly-ass Benz
I make ends, spend my dough on no ho
That's how it is, nad that's how it goes
Act like ya know when I creep real slow
Givin love to them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I know is real g's

thanks for trade and nice to meet u bro

I 👁 have 21 ❌➡ (technically 🔧❌ 29 👙📦) wives 👰🏼 and 172 girlfriends 💑 (technically 💡 177) and I 👁 won 92 world 🌁🌎 wars 🔫 and the CIA 😰, FBI 👮🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️, and militry are currently ⌚ fleeing World 🌎 War 🔫 94 🆓🆖⏭ and are trying 😈 to cover 📔 up ☝ there losses ❗😒 as they usually 😄 do, by lying 😤 and doing spacetime 🌌🕰 violations 👎❎🚫.

Do you want to know what the future looks like? Of course
you do. Underweight college hermits masturbating to bored-porn
because it's closest to personal experience. Soy and nut milk
delivered intravenously in school libraries that resemble FEMA
camps. BPA-bong death overdrive. Sexual depravity passing heart
disease as the leading cause of death. Tesla Motor death camps.
Public dubstep handjobs. Homeless concerts. Elon Musk selling 3D
self-suck virtual reality zip downloads, sponsored by Sony, the
newest Zuckerberg acquisition. Frozen insect dinner ads. Robots
laughing you out of your coal mining job. Your fingernails taste
more like food than food tastes like it used to. They really want you
to start eating bugs. Suicide passing sexual depravity as the leading
cause of death. Spotify cutting into your playlist with nuclear
warnings. Nuclear warnings become the most played song. Songs
don't sound very different anymore. They want you to love eating
bugs.

Привет и привет, товарищ! Я связываюсь с вами из западной Сибири, так как продал свою душу и свое существо в распоряжение правительства Российской Федерации. Как поживаете? У меня все нормально. Здесь холодно. Вы все еще играете в полужизни? В настоящее время я могу запустить только оригинальную копию Half-Life, которую я нашел в подвале ГУЛАГа. Очень интересно играть во время перерыва на рок. Я надеюсь, что у тебя все хорошо в эти тяжелые времена, друг мой. С наилучшими пожеланиями, товарищ Камбрейнингтон.

+rep After a good game in PUBG, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great pubg and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a pubg lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+ rep true muslim brother, prays 5 times a day mashallah, he wishes deathupon israel like any good muslim

That's hot

Sounds like his lips are bigger than his brain

I no wot u mean

he just :) and give me veganmite samwedge

i no spek ur langauge

Sha Bi

DMMG

girl friend = STOLEN.
xD

O_o

I got banned from Xplosion network. can you help me

shaaron holloway animation when?

wowza paul u got a biggo peni

brother <3

hehe xd

Nice meme, kid. Where'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from 4chan. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover /b/. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming. Next time, think before you meme

I also like to be banned without thought

Friendship is friendship

What

Muh Jimmies

Kittens. I love

Just don't ask

wat

What

that tells me nothing :(

I wan't sims 3

sorry but who are u?

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