add me please

+rep After a good game in PUBG, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great pubg and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a pubg lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep His ♥♥♥♥ is tiny, couldnt even ♥♥♥, uh doesn't know what panadol is, someone told me he was a drug addict?

I 👁 have 21 ❌➡ (technically 🔧❌ 29 👙📦) wives 👰🏼 and 172 girlfriends 💑 (technically 💡 177) and I 👁 won 92 world 🌁🌎 wars 🔫 and the CIA 😰, FBI 👮🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️, and militry are currently ⌚ fleeing World 🌎 War 🔫 94 🆓🆖⏭ and are trying 😈 to cover 📔 up ☝ there losses ❗😒 as they usually 😄 do, by lying 😤 and doing spacetime 🌌🕰 violations 👎❎🚫.

ggs ggs wpwp. I'm surprised I got winfield for Blance trade off but good luck with the rest of your match lmao

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