Lysamus
The Insufferable   California, United States
 
 
I play games, then sometimes I write a review for the games I play.

I'm not really sure what else you'd be interested in knowing. Would you like a sticker? Everyone likes stickers. :FFVIinterceptor:
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Contains content pertaining to sexual assault and how patriarchal power structures can make it difficult for women to step forward and seek justice in those situations.







Now if what you want is more off-beat reviews like this one, I try to make that my brand. Check out my Curator Page if you're interested.
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