I have 10 seconds to tell you why you should buy this:

Retro anime art.
Mad cap action.
Kill billionaires.
One liners.
I'm going to die.
Synth soundtrack.
Hard like your mom.
I mean hard like me with
f***, no time!
Fun guns.
Step on me corp rep!
Sayonaraaaaaaaaaaaa...............---------------

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