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19.8 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
More of the same.

Got randomly harder on a few later levels where new camel archers are added but the developer has balanced the game and it all plays much better now and you dont get stuck at level 8.4.

Cant be arsed going into details. It plays like the previous games, except now you have deployable heros/generals. More hot waifus to smash once you've defeated them and added them to your army. Either play by building the love meter or go to free mode and just change the settings for animated scenes.

Base game is a tower defence as previously, use the relevant units to fight and overwhelm your enemy whilst defending your own base. Takes about 5-8 hours to play through everything and 100% assuming you don't actually read any of the dialogue. There are some attempts at crafting, upgrading etc with varying success. It does what it does satisfactory.

No complaints other than the sieges can sometimes take a little bit too long. Good on its own, and as an optional hentai game you can completely avoid if you are from the 1950s or care about friends seeing you play Neko Orc futanari explosion 3 on your profile.
Posted 11 January, 2023.
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2.6 hrs on record
Somewhat interesting/challenging match 2 game with cat information and optional hentai content (with the dlc)

40 levels of matching coloured squares. Increasing difficulty, move limits, time restrictions or target number of coloured squares/specials squares etc. Takes about 2 hours to 100% depending on your skill. You can bosh through easily enough then go back to 3 star every thing. It was varied enough to actually be considered a game unlike many other low price H games.

You can play this completely independant of hentai content around your wife and family etc. The hentai content is DLC locked and you get it after you have completed enough levels to save up points to buy cat toys for the various cat breeds. Then you can read factual information about various actual breeds of cats with actual cat pictures as well as a cute anime girl version of the cat. Assuming you are a degenerate coomer, you can then click on the heart icon and go to a mini game where there are animated H scenes of the cat girl in question. Build the pleasure meter, then you have options to remove clothes etc or do the needful sir.

Decent quailty, didnt have any bugs. Art is good, animated H content good and the game itself passed the time nicely while I was listening to podcasts about various important thinks like how much the indi 5 movie will suck, or why Cavill had to leave Witcher.

Worth a look. Its ok
Posted 19 December, 2022.
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11 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Lacking the hentai content given the SD images, its just something you will likely pick up merely to maintain your 100%. (like you had to with all the other constant updates).

Its the same tile flipper as usual, but there is not any dialogue as you flip into the correct locations so its somewhat time consuming as its harder to tell if you are correct. Lacking the super sexy fun times and voice acting it does feel a chore.

Id say that its almost too long as there are multiple puzzles, but no "payoff" shall we say so as you churn through while watching youtube in the other window you might keep looking at your watch. There is an auto solve feature if you press "f" but doing so means you wont get the achievements so you'll have to do it anyway. Since the achievements were the only reason you bought it id weigh up if you care enough.

For Completionists only.

I wish there was a inbetween "yes/no" option. I cant recommend it, but it is content

Posted 21 November, 2022.
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3.3 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
I have loads of games from this series. Very good for what they are. This one is no different.

Mechanically less annoying than some of the earlier games. Causing less eye strain on larger puzzles. You can stack so many abilities that you won’t have any real issue with the puzzles. The only time consuming aspect is grinding out a few of the “use this ability 50 times” cheevos. You could go back and get all the items for the different dialogue options if you cared. But for the most part, you’ll whip through all the cheevos enjoying the art, which is great. Likely some of the best for these style of animated 2d waifu games. With the adult patch, fully uncensored. Can’t fault it at all. Very nice, especially for the price even when not in the sale.

Probs 2 -3 or so hours of content if you are dedicated to get all the cheevos. If you are just a coomer, significantly less. Unless you just straight up like revisiting for the art.

I’ve managed to stop drinking energy drinks. Now they make me Ill.

(Currently 2 broken cheevos, (24 hours from release) but devs usually very good with bug fixes so expect a patch shortly..)
Posted 27 October, 2022. Last edited 27 October, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
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36.1 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Character talks to herself, no idea why anything is happening, feel like I missed a previous game explaining why Im doing anything/motivations. Too much reading, which would likely explain all this. But its not grabbed me enough to bother. Maybe Im too old.

Largely uninteresting, no idea why it got the praise it did, but then Ive no idea what SCP is other than a wiki for slenderman / skinwalker sheite.

Ill finish it anyway but its not doing it for me.

Edit: Finished the story. still no better off. Combat got better when you have more abilities, map still garbage. Game thinks its smarter than it is.
Posted 21 September, 2022. Last edited 26 September, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
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9.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
It’s ok.
You’ll do the first few missions which are like that crappy evony advert game you get on you tube alll the time when you aren’t getting manscape Or that masculine soap brand shown to you instead. Then after a while you’ll realise you get no penalty for using the shortcut button and mash though the increasingly difficult puzzles until the achievements stop coming.

With the optional downloaded adult content you get a selection of pretty and well animated 2d waifu smexy scenes with some dialogue. I actually only looked at a couple of them before I had a crash then couldn’t be assed go go back and look at the others.

It’s the forth in the series, if you have the others you’ll probably get this. It’s what you’d expect, but it’s priced cheaply enough you won’t worry too much about war/rising energy costs/forced destabilisation of countries and manufactured decline and you’ll stick it in your heap of H games you forgot you even bought.

I need new tyres for my motorbike.

Posted 10 September, 2022.
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7 people found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
EDIT: reviewed before dev patched the game to make it less difficult.

Decent art, nicely made with content that looks good for coomers..

BUT, currently its too hard.

Very difficult to play on keyboard and not much better on a controller. The dev has patched it to include a button that speeds the movement up which should help somewhat but its frustrating rather than entertaining with bonus tits. I never played the patched version.

Might be better now the difficulty or mechanics has been adjusted more. There is certainly a nice amount of quality content here and the art is good, you just wont be able to see any of it unless you git gud.

Posted 26 April, 2022. Last edited 26 April, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Simple hentai shoot em up. reviewed with the optional DLC content installed.

You control a milk bottle at the bottom of the screen and can only move left and right. The milk bottle is shooting cream/milk out. Avoid amusing enemies with cute faces that bounce around the screen whilst shooting orbs placed over the animated anime girl. Each orb requires a certain number of shots to destroy, once destroyed some of the girls clothes come off. Continue avoid enemies and destroy all these orbs to spray the remaining milk all over the girl in a somewhat suggestive way. Oooh-er missus.

It reminded me of a sexy space invaders/asteroids clone. with bewbs.

Art is very good, the 2D waifus are lightly animated and move/bounce etc around in the background. The enemies are cute. The game play is very simplistic and I doubt youll find anything here to return to. But it was somewhat amusing and you can indeed play it with one hand as I was able to eat a sizable egg mayonnaise & salad baguette with my left hand and still finish all 15 girls in about 18 minutes.

The ingredients were egg (8.9%), mayonnaise, butter (milk) salt (1.5%), lettuce , cucumber , tomato etc and some nonsense about deactivated yeast. It was purchased at a small village co-op on the way home from work along with some euromillions tickets and a monster energy ultra. I hope i win.

Posted 16 April, 2022.
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5.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Simplistic enough match 3 hentai cheevo spam.

There are rather a lot of levels. Probs will take you an hour to do everything with the DLC installed. You inexplicably dont get a cheevo for each level, so it umps about a bit.

Mechanics wise, it does what you'd expect. match tokens as they fall and occasionally the levels have obstacles you have to break with an adjacent match. It feels slow and tedious. You have to pause to look for macthes. if you dont have any the game auto shuffles. I only failed once in the entire playthough, If you have the tism enough to actually play then you can aim for the rankings on each level. Each level has a target score and a number of moves. SADLY you don't finish until you've used up the moves and they the level ends. This means you get larger scores, but for a simple game like this you are likely just using as a cheevo grind its unnecessary.

The hentai art is entirely forgetable and the gallery function is something youll use only for the relevant "you accessed the gallery" achievement.

Entirely forgetable. For cheevo hunting peeps only as even the art is unlikely to inspire any sort of downstairs activity for the discerning coomers.
Posted 9 April, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
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0.5 hrs on record
Tile flipper. Somewhat tedious, as without the DLC the flipped times have roman numerals which are hard to remember. Fortunately you can just click next to solve the puzzle and move to the next. With the DLC installed its supposed to have pictures, but mine didnt work.

Each puzzle unlocks a girl. These 2D animated scenes are well drawn, have several options for states of undress and some simple mechanics such as removing the bloke, clearing the screen for a nice family friendly screenshot or moving your schlong in and out manually.

I forgot what I paid for it, maybe i picked it up in a sale, its basically more of the same for these type of titles. The achievements count for your profile though. So if you live a somewhat empty life and define yourself by how many achievements you have in tiddy games rather than what you have done in your actual life then this £1.69 game will provide you sweet relief for about 10 minutes you absolute degenerate. I should probably go put the bins out.
Posted 13 February, 2022. Last edited 13 February, 2022.
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