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30 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
12.4 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Reviewed with free adult DLC installed.

Sequel to hero by chance.

Simple story, be a leader, invade/defend from other leaders who all happen to be attractive 20 something women. Progress the plot and then have some special time with the girls. Art is decent, voice acting seems Ok given I dont speak the language. Script is ok, or it can all be skipped. H content decent, gallery system so you can get to those unlocked screens and interactive scenes at a later date. 3 difficulty settings, fap mode, normal and hard.

Same sort of mechanics as the previous game, but with more thought put into it. You control one base, the other base is on the other side of the screen. You can send out units periodically. Do you zerg rush cheap units or send more specific ones? If the enemy sends certain units you need to counter with ones better suited to taking them down.

Mechanics improved over the previous game:
-Units now have more fleshed out strength and weaknesses against other units. Horses are quick, great against infantry but suck against pikemen. Archers good against X, bad against Y. The enemy has the same units as you and sends stuff your way that you have to kill to get to his base.

-There are more characters on screen. Feels more like sending units rather than one dude. Its not immersive battle simulator, but it improves the feeling of the game. Also on some levels the enemy can fight on 3 plains. So you have to manage more units to defend whilst looking for openings in the enemies defence.

-There are hero characters that you can recruit/unlock. These have passive bonuses like extra health, speed or strength etc. Depending on the battles you have you can shift specifics to better suit what the enemy throws at you. Once you defeat and bone the lady warlords you can have them use special abilities in game. EG use the samurai lady to summon assassins, use the Mongolian lady to lay waste to half the battle field with arrows etc. Spec how you chose and live or die by the sword etc.

Basic overwhelm the enemy and defeat the base levels.
Ambush levels where you have unlimited resources to hold out.
Return home levels where you need to plan the best route through the presented army blocking your way depending on the units you selected.

By end game you have 9 unit types. Some are "better" more expensive versions of the starting ones. Each unit can be levelled to a maximum of level 10 and unlocks up to 3 gear slots so you can spec them for crit damage/speed/more health etc with gear you find after each win. You can also upgrade your base to be stronger and have more defences etc. There are a couple of branching events in the game, leading to a different achievement so its "fun" to replay/grind if you come up against a foe you cant beat to see everything.

Takes about 4 hours to finish and max out stats. Currently a couple of borked cheevos, but Dev is working on that. EDIT: These cheevos now work, additionally there is a speed option to double the in game speed. So assuming you pay attention, you can complete it faster now.

Id say its a decent evenings distraction and worth the price. You can always come back and visit it too if you are a coomer.
Posted 29 May, 2021. Last edited 29 May, 2021.
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12 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Make a macro on your fancy gaming keyboard. Press click a lot. Be rewarded with bewbs.

Not that entertaining as no real input other than clicking a lot. Art not great. Will likely never make it out of profile features limited.

OK for filling out your inventory of questionable games like "anime feet" etc but otherwise avoid. I'm clicking recommend because I did buy it, but I wouldn't actually. Behold the duality of man!
Posted 3 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Not bad match 3 tiddy game.

Mechanics standard for this type of game. 10 "levels" to complete of the so called "tower" of waifus. Each battle or on later levels each 2 or 3 levels unlocks a fantasy girl with some H related content. You can stay on one girl and "train", effectively farming more gold before proceeding and grow stronger.

Typically for this type of game there is more here mechanically than is needed to proceed. You can build "rage" to increase your damage, use spells or set up big combos. Learn strength and weaknesses of the enemies and make matches against them. There are more spells than you will ever care to use and the difficulty is standard. You can chose 3 different ones, easy/normal/hard. If cheevo grinding is your thing then you can blast through in an hour or so with some farming to max stats and a small amount of grind to gain a few of the cumulative cheevos or waiting for decent conditions to get the "match 7".

If you enjoy this sort of thing, its decent enough. Even after finishing it you can change a difficulty setting and continue to play as it is well made. Less frustrating mechanics than HP2. On harder difficulties then the spells to block upcoming attacks or undo bad status effects might be more useful. Depends what you want from the game.

Art is ok. Reminds me of Yu gi oh or digimon on the battle screens or "how to draw manga" or something non dsecipt you'd see on a pack of Copic markers. Very kid friendly. Artist on the hentai sections is a different style and its "better" .

Worth a look for the price.
Posted 3 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Review includes the DLC content.

Starts with a MSN messenger/skype convo with a girl. Then you go to the "date" and try and get together.

The date section and the bulk of the mechanics of the game are initially very much "wtf do I even do?" After clicking things trying to figure it out, you'll get it. What follows is you trying to push two balls (you and the girl) together to finish the level. Each girl (about 16 I think) has several levels to complete until an animated H scene with various states of undress. Increasing difficulty and obstacles etc to add to the challenge.

Initially unimpressed, but once i got it, found it to be somewhat amusing passer of time with some bewb rewards. Art is good, better than expected for this price range and type of game. Actually fairly relaxing.
Posted 3 May, 2021. Last edited 3 May, 2021.
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3.5 hrs on record
It’s Tetris with tits.

I got confused why I wasn’t progressing, then realised there were two options at the end. I hadn’t bothered following the plot because it’s Tetris. Turned out I’d finished the game and hadn’t realised.

Win a few games, unlock a animated H image. Repeat, for 10 or so images over several more games.

Art passable. Music etc ok. Mechanics of the Tetris bit is fine because it’s Tetris. Took me a while to get back into it because I haven’t played tretris since like 1992. Once I focused on clearing blocks instead of high scores it got “easier”.

Passable entertainment for the price. I guess you could come back and try and beat your score of you cared. I didn’t. I just wanted some stupidly named tiddy game with cheevos that counted to my profile that cost less than two cans of monster. This ticked those boxes. Now I return to staring at the ceiling whilst listening to some bloke on YouTube talk about days gone or something. Woo

Posted 24 April, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I picked up the early access version and played it for about 5 minutes.

Couple of days later it got patched with achievements and I came back to it.

Basic mechanics of the game is clicking lots. You can buy abilities with your clicks to click faster. OR you can use your RGB backlit £150 keyboard with macro functions and leave a weight on the macro button while you phone your mother. Once you have sufficient points you get pop ups on your in game phone and you can go on "dates" with girls (3 currently) . Each girl is different and you have several pages of 3 options to win the date. Or you can deliberately fail and get back to watching anime/youtube etc as is the title of the game. These (2D) 3D beeyatches dont deserve your dragon energy bro.

To be honest, initially i thought it was crap. But as I played I realised its very self aware, the achievements add to the game as you try and get different outcomes. The character is you, sitting at his desk, much like your own desk. Your left hand is supporting your chin, your right hand is on the mouse, a half filled can of energy drink sits next to some empty cans and an anime waifu statuette. This is you, this is me. They know.
The dialogue is funny, and up to date. Taking the piss out of RGB gamers, cyberpunk, 1050ti, Vtubers and simping.

If you are buying it for the hentai content dont bother, buy it because its an amusing distraction and a break from endless youtube videos about politics and asmr.

Posted 6 April, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
89.9 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
Garbage compared to the previous game.

90% of the girls are highly annoying and you feel no connection to them due to the changed date mechanics. You don't build a "relationship" with them that feels worthwhile.

Game mechanics including things like baggage and most importantly stamina completely ruin any fun. You cant sit down and have a cheerful game just matching tokens because so much crap has to be taken into account. Line up a sweet massive 7 token match. Tough ♥♥♥♥, it'll exhaust the girl. The RNG can also screw you instantly and balancing the needs of both girls at the same time just gets frustrating and when you win you dont care as no connection has been built with the ladies.

Seriously go play one of the obvious copies of the game instead. Or if you care about the art, just look at the community section instead and save images that you like rather than bothering to play.
Playing this just annoys me and grabbing 100% the cheevos this will just be a chore rather than something I enjoyed doing like the previous game.

Its soul, vs soulless. Its not inherently bad, its just the new mechanics strip the fun out of it and turn it from enjoyable to frustrating and the absence of the true "dating" feel of the previous games make it unfufilling to talk to the girls which gievn that its a hentai dating "sim" makes it feel kind of flat.

:( I want to like it, but I cant. It wont stop me playing it because I'm an autist and want that 100%, but Ill dislike the ride and it wont be touched again once done which is a shame, because superfically everything is here. Its just executed badly.
Posted 25 March, 2021. Last edited 28 March, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
8.7 hrs on record
Amusing parody of the Resident evil games/movies.

Side scrolling, but you stand in one place and target the enemies/items you wish to shoot to clear the screen. You then move on to the next screen possibly with a small amount of plot. Occasionally you meet a new character and there is some dialogue, perhaps an option to progress one way of another. There may be a short sex scene where you have to solve a puzzle first. You also get a sex scene when you die depending on the way you died.

Different guns, pistols, shotguns, assault rifles and grenade launcher etc are unlocked as you progress. Finishing the game once allows you to unlock a new game + mode with access to the weapons early and infinite ammo.

Different endings and a branching plot allow for several replays to get all the cheevos. Ie, fight the Penis monster or escape off a bridge etc might mean you face someone else at the end. Enough callbacks and nods to the actual source material to be amusing and entertaining if you ignore the H content.

Takes about 2-3 hours to 100% due to the ending related cheevos and "destroy X 100 times with Y" stuff. Plus a couple of "finish without taking damage at all", "finish using just the starting gun" types and a hardcore mode for people who fancy a "challenge".

Actually pretty good and a easy evenings distraction.
Posted 17 January, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Simplistic enough H game. Recommended as you either buy these or you dont. The reviews are garbage anyway and 90% of them are not serious.

Find a certain number of hidden items in the picture to unlock some H scenes. Art is passably generic but nothing to write home about.. One is a centaur if you like that sort of thing.

Pointless without the DLC as the content is uninteresting, will likely take you about 10 minutes, unless you are actually a coomer and it will take longer as you stop playing etc.

A guy is coming to fix my grout soon, I'm looking forward to that more than playing this again.
Posted 26 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
The bar is set low, but this was crap.

A pop up bandit shoot em up. In a western setting you have your 6 shooter and head to a bar. Popping up like a shooting gallery are anime girls in swimsuits wearing cowboy hands who shoot at you. Sometimes it might be a hostage so watch your aim. Shoot them before they shoot you. If you can move the mouse rapidly enough. Maybe make use of your elite gaming mouse with adjustable dpi and RGB.

Jank mechanics, reload is slow, you die quickly but not because you suck. Probs one of the worst asset flip “hentai” game I’ve played. 10 minute of content to 100%.

Cheevos work, cumulative so if you suck just keep going. They do count on your profile which is one of the only redeeming feature of this. Scoreboard if you have friends you want to show your skill. No one will care, no one ever cares. Save your money.

Hi demo
Posted 23 December, 2020. Last edited 23 December, 2020.
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