Dan
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United States
:missing::bubblegumdavid: I've been chopped and screwed but never slowed down :wavetree::plaza:
:missing::bubblegumdavid: I've been chopped and screwed but never slowed down :wavetree::plaza:
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Crippled Kawaguchi 13 jun 2024 om 23:01 
i hope you did that on a separate layer

Edit: I didn't want to have to do this, but I am incredibly disappointed in you all.
It is quite clear to me that the drawing was made on paper, using a pencil. I know that it is physically impossible to create layers on paper. I was simply making a little joke due to my being a digital and traditional artist myself. I cannot believe I have to make a statement as obvious as this, but it seems that some of you in the comments lack knowledge in irony and frankly I am a little concerned for your social lives if a joke as obvious as this one goes completely over your head. Please, take a moment to reflect on what you read before deciding to comment on it because every single time I get a reply such as "It's paper.." or "Who's gonna tell them" | begin screaming in pure agony. Be better.
XionTheDark 1 mrt 2023 om 17:23 
Furry
chungus gamer 15 jun 2022 om 15:10 
+rep I cheated in DBD and teleported through the walls and killed him and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his wife
ted meowzynski ♰ 4 jun 2022 om 20:21 
WWWHHAAT?????
nobruh 29 mrt 2022 om 21:16 
It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities
Bugmanguy 28 jul 2021 om 19:07 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~