Dear King Dan,

I heard that you were online in the game yesterday. If you happen to be online again today, may I kindly ask if I could take one picture with you? It has been my dream for a very long time. Thank you so much I truly appreciate your kindness!

i hope you did that on a separate layer
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Edit: I didn't want to have to do this, but I am incredibly disappointed in you all.
It is quite clear to me that the drawing was made on paper, using a pencil. I know that it is physically impossible to create layers on paper. I was simply making a little joke due to my being a digital and traditional artist myself. I cannot believe I have to make a statement as obvious as this, but it seems that some of you in the comments lack knowledge in irony and frankly I am a little concerned for your social lives if a joke as obvious as this one goes completely over your head. Please, take a moment to reflect on what you read before deciding to comment on it because every single time I get a reply such as "It's paper.." or "Who's gonna tell them" | begin screaming in pure agony. Be better.

Furry

+rep I cheated in DBD and teleported through the walls and killed him and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his wife

WWWHHAAT?????

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities