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80.3 hrs on record (52.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
TLDR: I love this game so much!
Where do I even start with this? This game is AMAZING! It's like Half-Life and Ark had a beautiful afternoon filled with dancing, movies, steak dinner and a little bit of wine, and a very VERY passionate night together. There was a tad of infidelity with SCP and Backrooms, but they figured everything out. The humor of this game is spot on and the gameplay is just perfect. A challenge is a HUGE challenge at first, but over time, they all become chump change. (Grinder is a good weapon) Supplies are like the right level of scarce and makes you explore instead of just camping out in one spot and never exploring. While I'm not a HUGE fan of survival games, I gotta say this one is easily top tier for me. I don't have much that I'd change other than the length, but I know it's still only early access and the best is yet to come. I'm on the edge of my seat, eagerly awaiting the furthering of the story and exploration. 10/10, will obsessively make my girlfriend play this with me whenever there are updates to it. The road map has many promising things in store. I am far too excited to see the facility expand out and see the combat evolve even more. These devs really have things nailed down. Death isn't too punishing, which is good for more casual play and can be adjusted with the sandbox settings to make something truly brutal, or even easier. I would love to see some of the portal worlds expanded upon and things truly get filled out. (Also feel like there should be a giftshop area somewhere or something) I said it once already, but 10/10.
Posted 6 August.
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1 person found this review funny
1,646.5 hrs on record (1,252.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Gun go bang sometimes
Posted 4 December, 2022.
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8.0 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Very very good old style shooter! Hard but fun! Getting my ass kicked wasn't aggravating at all. The soundtrack for this game is amazing too! Also, what about that final boss tho?
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is a lot of fun for sure. However there are a couple things I think should be fixed. There isn't a lot of impact behind the weapons, I feel like I could step in front of them and be fine enough. However I think just making them a bit more bass-y would fix that problem. I also feel that an important next step would be to make it a bit more obvious when you are getting attacked via arrows and maybe a bit of screenshake, especially when getting hit by a Brute. Speaking of the Brute, it's not really that intimidating... I should be scared and wanna cry a bit when it is nearby! If it could shake the screen and maybe have a much more intense theme, I think that would solve that problem!

The aesthetics of this game are amazing though! I'm really loving it and can't wait to see where it'll go from here! The Unidentified is cool AF same with the Egg, those are my top favorite enemies!
Posted 11 June, 2022.
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27 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
27.6 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
This game is super difficult and plays like no other. If you're a long running fan of AVGN on Youtube, then grab your Rolling Rock and your Power Glove and strap in for the most difficult challenge since Silver Surfer on NES! This game is a love letter to the Nerd's career with tons of fun references and ♥♥♥♥ Pickles to find. Believe in yourself and you got this! You got this by the ASS!
Posted 30 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
47.0 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is already one of my new favorite games! I used to love playing King's Field on the PS1 when I was pointed out to this game. As being fairly new and still in early access and I can't wait to see what it will become. So far my favorite weapon is the Steel Club!
Posted 22 May, 2022.
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10.8 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
This is one of the funnest horror games I've played. It is dark, spooky, and all around totally epic. The only thing I can complain about is the slightly tanky control style, but I think it kind of works considering the fact that it is a horror investigation game. 9.5/10
Posted 18 October, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,358.4 hrs on record (603.4 hrs at review time)
This is the perfect game. There are plenty of mods that will keep you entertained for hours... I mean days.
Posted 26 October, 2014.
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