Did you, though?

Yea but man, this part

Can you feel it?

Yeah but man, can you?

AnD iT WAs at thEsE "wota parks" that we came up with the idea of "heated pools". Well now, that was an effort of trial and error, let me tell ya know. So, on the first try the poolologist (those are the fine science folk who studied the water parks in their first stages, you see) put the heater in the water and everyone died. That wasn't expected. Who was to know electric heaters would do that in water?! Well, we certainly didn't. So, then they tried heating up the stuff before it went in the pool, but that is how we got the great boiling of 02, where everyone was cooked like a fine corned beef.
This was when we came up with the idea to boil our meats instead of cooking in the tucker ♥♥♥♥♥♥, mhm.

BAcK in the DEpression, we were lucky to ever have a comment.
Nope. If you wanted your friends to remember to leave you a comment, you had to go around to their house with an actual heated valve and unleash some steam into their faces, mhm. It was only after the great water war of 09 that we decided to make a place where we could pour water on each other and leave feedback to the person who watered us. And thats how we invented the Water Park