(Universe) - A number. A4753. How can you have a number as your friend? Reader, are you human? -_-

(Me) - Universe, don't offend my friend. And you, Reader, you should learn
I am making some sick-mew. haha! Did you get the pun? sick-mew, music!
Hey, is anyone just listening to me? I'm saying I have made a funny p-

[weird teleportation sound]

(Universe) - Sorry, A4753. I had to facepalm myself - I have made at least
7 255 859 of them - in a parallel world to stay alive. what did you say
already?

(Me) - Uh... Erm... Anyways, here's my music:
http://abstrack.newgrounds.com/

(Someone) - Reader, you will break your ears if you go there, so please
don't...

(Universe) - If you want my thoughts, Someone may not be wrong...

(Me) - Thanks, abstract-chill-mates! that was the coldest thing I ever heard!
You'll see, Reader, I'm not that bad...

(Someone) - Please, Reader, listen! If you want to live, don't!

(Universe) - I would not disagree with those words either...

(Me) - So sweet! Someone, Universe, I would really like to have at least only
one little tiny short comment on my quiet frozen unkonwn small New
Grounds page, so I am pleasing you to shut the freaking footing fudging
forking *p. Now, you, Reader, are my last hope. If you have any time, at any
moment, in a near future, even only half a second, at any place in this sad
and unfair world, and that you are alone in it, and that you have network
access ;), if you could use, at that especially useless moment, that unused and lost time, to help me improv-

(Someone) - OKAY, MRS. / MR. THE READER. LET'S MAKE A DEAL: JUST USE YOUR LEGS - YOU ARE HUMAN, RIGHT? - SAVE YOUR LIFE
AND FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.

(Universe) - Nah, Someone, It's good. I'm kind of handling the situation:
Time warp in H minus 3... 2... 1...

[...]

(Me) - ... I freaking hate you, guys! Why did you do that!? What will I
become, now!!?

(Universe) - Well, it could be worse: I can make a new time warp to the
Reader whenever I want it! ... But not now. You are actually kind of out of
control when you talk about your music. All you would have done would have
gave you a follower loss instead of a gain. Uh, and... just saying... Um...
sorry... about saying you were useless.

(Someone) - Uh oh... That was a bit out of context, Universe. You should
work on how you put your transitions from a subject to another in a
conversation, eks dee. [sees the look of Universe] Hum... But I have to say,
that was the best timing! I totally agree with Universe: you are not useless,
A4753. I sincerely apologize too for all the ugly things I said to you. I don't
belive in even one word I throwed to you. Hey, just make us a smile and
forget about it, ok?

(Me) - Guys... Ah, I don't know what to say... (tears incomming...)

(Someone) - Eh, instead of being useless, I even strongly think you are
helpful.

(Me) - ... Really...?

(Universe) - For sure, my valued friend.

(Me) - Guys, I never ever heard that comming from you before. Why didn't
you told-

(Someone) - Indeed, you are helpful, from my view point. At a scale of
minus 100 percents.

[So at this point, you just DON'T want to know what happens next. No, I hear
you, I know you want more, you think this story with easy language mistakes
is good (what an irony), you are even starving at the idea of eating my sweet
salty rotten words (eh, irony again), but you REALLY don't want to know
what's next. Please, for Universe sake, I ask you to give up. In addition, we
all have Someone that we want to protect, nah? ^^ (Eh... I'm spotted. I just
don't know what could happen next. I will then not continue this weird story.
Obviously, I am deeply not sorry about it (We can't do much for my care
level as you can note)). My personnal description is starting to get REALLY
big and fat, so I think I am just going to stop it here.]