"It's not about winning, it's about fun!"
-Spongebob Squarepants

"If you have to choose between what's in the interest of the American people or the American government, then it's not a choice at all."
-SaintJam

"Once a cheater... never to be fully trusted again"
-Tony Allen

Stupid ♥♥♥♥ come out my mouth i think ass backwards



The first to apologize, is the bravest.
The first to forgive, is the strongest.
And the first to forget, is the happiest.
Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness.
But because you... Deserve peace.















THE VENGABUS *BEEP BEEP* : You should add "good at L4D2" to your job resumes and tinder profile< I think everyone would be super impressed

Guts : crouchbhoping and always headshot?

BLXCK OR DIE : kaleido that wall hack
BLXCK OR DIE : wtf

Adam sandler : trolled

[PBSr]ThatsAllotOfDamage... : dont help ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nick

whoslinny : LOUIS I WILL SUCK YOUR TOES

Adam sandler : superjew activate

``shadow`` : I love RPing as a little twink boy

MrbeastFortnite : why are all ♥♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at l4d2

CarryMeKB : I want ♥♥♥ kissies

a spaceman : i was on adderal for my ADHD before and ended up selling them so i could buy weed

viciousbeatmaker : MAKING IT CLAP IN MY PROFILE CHECK NOW!!

kingkapp23 : ♥♥♥ booty

Outkast : just took a piss and turns out i have the entire mariana trench in my urinal track

Ruby :3 : if i die i will turn into a smoker because i smoke hella weed and am freaky like if you agree

Snipe : rochelle play for sex

Bad to the bone : oh baby i could destroy some kettle corn rn

flowerman : ♥♥♥♥ the "stay close" policy
flowerman : WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YOU GIVE ME THE ALD

sinag_araw : cruicket besk

Adam sandler : herpes

็ : where francine bruh

vinceshit: kaleido is awyreomse

Ruby :3 : what if instead of lef for dead itr was left for freak and instead of wrapping u in his tounge the smoker put it up ur ass

statet : I think im better at this game while horny

renarsmikus : young blood watch yo mouth

Pou : thathighmfg I mog you every day of the week ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reted

Stormcrisis : you feel your cims crawling on your deck

VIC : I hate being asian

CarryMeKB : Who wants to be my L4D2 Boyfriend
Jet : i know a guy named dern for u

OKKG ( TeamKiller ) : 1 day without gay furry porn.... think about what it does to a man....

fasuli : i forgot how explosive the explosive ammo was

Cuba : Gggdfggggg

The Peeper : I love my women ahhh

suuvie : nothing but make a wish and st jude patients on my team

"Nice ♥♥♥♥." -MrShrouder

Player ChildBeater™ left the game

DoubleU : bruh nobody works as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ team

Xeon : they got sick of reading our balls debate and left

``shadow`` : I'm playing with little kids rn

Clocker : whos clocker

The Peeper : sure I love bodily fluids spewing on my body.... god why did I say that

Player Nimble ♥♥♥♥ left the game

Th3Knotic : its always the mexican monkeys that are ass

(Infected) Notorious C.R.O.W : witch will hit anything but the survivors

QuincyMiller : my team arew ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
QuincyMiller : ♥♥♥♥ u stupid assn igas 700 points

sinag_araw : test in piece bruh

gtylexx : shut your mouth russian pls

Optimus Prime : mexican ♥♥♥♥♥

YOLO : coach is a new special infected

renarsmikus : i heart underage miners

Yahboyjon : charger wtf

Sebasado : Kaleido me voy al cuarto de tu mama

[PBSr]ThatsAllotOfDamage... : nick gun

statet : seeing my bf's fursona gets me horny ngl
statet : he said he's gonna get a fursuit of it too

Kayne East : I love jews

Indian ♥♥♥♥♥ Train Accident : wtf did i do

(Infected) pubs are ♥♥♥♥ : u suck so hard go play campain'

Makarov : >CHOOSE YOUR EXCUSE< | 1. PING | 2. BAD TEAMMATES | 3. TICKRATE | 4. BAD LUCK | | 5. PLAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ |
Player Makarov left the game