🔥 English Review: XCOM Made Me a War Poet (Who Saves the World)
I thought I’d just click through another strategy sim. Boy, was I wrong.

Tactical Genius or Trauma?
Cover matters. A missed 95% shot isn’t RNG—it’s your soldier’s last breath. My “Ironman” run ended when Sectopod blasted my MVP through a wall. I rage-quit… then reloaded at 2 AM37.

Base-Building = Adulting on Steroids
Upgrade labs or workshops? Shoot down UFOs in Asia or let Brazil panic? Every decision haunts you like student loans3.

Soldiers Aren’t Pawns, They’re Legends
RIP “Rocket Randy”, who died saving the team with a grenade suicide. You deserved that virtual memorial I built7.

For $15 on Steam, this isn’t a game—it’s a masterclass in making pixels feel alive. Join us, Commander. Earth’s tears need your mouse clicks.

🔥 English Review: XCOM Made Me a War Poet (Who Saves the World) I thought I’d just click through another strategy sim. Boy, was I wrong. Tactical Genius or Trauma? Cover matters. A missed 95% shot isn’t RNG—it’s your soldier’s last breath. My “Ironman” run ended when Sectopod blasted my MVP through a wall. I rage-quit… then reloaded at 2 AM37. Base-Building = Adulting on Steroids Upgrade labs or workshops? Shoot down UFOs in Asia or let Brazil panic? Every decision haunts you like student loans3. Soldiers Aren’t Pawns, They’re Legends RIP “Rocket Randy”, who died saving the team with a grenade suicide. You deserved that virtual memorial I built7. For $15 on Steam, this isn’t a game—it’s a masterclass in making pixels feel alive. Join us, Commander. Earth’s tears need your mouse clicks.