When I am look around myself, what is it that I see?
Leaderships are incompetent, we living in poverty!

And so to you, my closest friends, I ask just one pregunta...

Who wants to come with me to form their own military Junta!

(Uh...what is a "military Junta?")

I'm glad you asked!

Though "Junta" is a committee it is not what it really means!
Its a military government, no president or queen!
A Junta is a future, a shining, guiding light!
And a heavily-armed stranger knocking on your door at night!

(If its such a good idea, then why did you share it with us?)
(You hate us!)

Well i'm glad you asked!

One Junta is a glorious thing, two Junta is better!
But not as good as three, or five, or eight working together!
Though some Juntas are unscrupulous, and some Juntas are corrupt...
We can put aside our differences to prop eachother up!

(Oh! Now I understand! Its strength in numbers!)
Excactly, I call this...
OPERATION CONDOR!

Now lets go and recruit more for glorious collaberation Junta plan!

Though "Junta" is committee its not what it really means!
One persons endless nightmare is to other a perfect dream!
Its order when people are doing just what you tell them to!
And freedom of the press is the freedom to agree with you!

JUNTA!

*KA-CHUNK*

Paraquaaaaaaaaaaayyy,
has endured authoritarian rule for over 100 years!

And to keep that intact through war and a changing world is much harder then it appears!

And if you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think you can come here and steal my thunder with the same idea but a slightly catchier name...
then i'll just call mine Junta too! Its basically the same.

Though "Junta" is committee its not what it really means!
Instead of rule of law, its only rule of the marines!
Not evil, bad, or mean, or cruel, unscrupulous, or weird!
And if you disagree, then we'll just have you disappeared!

JUNTA!

You can get one to join Junta with a single word!
Especially when its their favorite big, endangered bird!

All children of all fatherlands, we ask just one pregunta:
Who wants to come with us to-

I turn my back five friggin' minutes, and this is what I spy?
Unstable, unpopular authoritarians struggling to get by!
If you think i'm gonna let this slide, then i've got one... "pregunta:"

Who wants a couple billion dollars to help fund their Junta?

Though "Junta" is committee its not what it really means!
Instead of human rights, its right inhuman tortured scream!
And when you give your life for it, it shows its true worth!

Who needs to fear go into hell, when its hell here on Earth?

Who needs to fear go into hell, when its hell here on Earth?



J U N T A !