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1 person found this review helpful
155.6 hrs on record (107.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I imagine this is what the Honey I Shrunk the Kids video game would have looked like if Disney cared at all.

Now is the time as any to buy this game. It's also available for Xbox Game Pass to try it before you buy it.
Posted 7 September, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
54.3 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've heard of "open mouth, insert foot" but they just swallowed every Onlyfans girls' feet pics that they printed off.
Posted 30 August, 2022. Last edited 30 August, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
69.0 hrs on record
Placing patents pause perspicacious people from producing products.
Posted 8 February, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.4 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
I laughed, I cried, I gave a standing ovation. Carrion worked hard to get where he is and to get a game named after him is brave and inspiring to Biomass Americans everywhere. I got every achievement to show what Carrion means to others who have to work their way up to the top only to be judged for their tendrils and the color of their biomass. Stay strong Carrion, we love you! ♥

In all seriousness, the games pretty damn good, although there's a lot of problems that could make the game even better. There's an echolocation power to find save points and navigate around the area. Echolocation responses are orange, red or purple. I'm not color blind but even I had a hard time deciphering between the shade of orange and red. So I could guess those with red green color blindness would have a harder time figuring it out too. One other thing I could say about the game is having to figure out exactly where the hell to go after completing a level. Especially when I got all the upgrades, having to figure out which portal to take in order to finish the game. This could benefit from a few quality of life and accessibility patches. Gripes aside, this game is a solid 9/10.
Posted 2 August, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
9.8 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
So I tried getting a refund for this 3 times already, now I'll just give a negative review.

This is an abysmal downgrade compared to what the remake did for the second. What does that mean?

Ok, granted, that the graphics are nice, it's something great that Capcom did to the series from the seventh entry to here. Graphics in the environment, when I played it I thought it was weird that the textures were not loading but in fact; other game review articles had the same problem. Visiting the STARS headquarters again in RPD with pixelated textures and weird tiled graphics (like the river water); it was disheartening to see the rushed quality on this game.

The acting was varied from 7, RE2 and RE3. 7 was okay, RE2 was good, RE3 was somewhere between 7 and 2.

Gameplay? I personally think it is great that they used the game and gunplay from RE2. I thought that was the best part. However the sounds from the pistols share the questionable authenticity as it more sounds like ball peen hammers hitting metal sheets covered in a cloth. Carlos's rifle loses a lot of accuracy after firing short bursts. One would think that he would have had some training in firing short bursts or something. It was a weird change of pace to have the space bar be the new dodge mechanic when I was used to it pulling out the secondary weapon like the knife.

Nemesis? Oh boy. Let me put it this way, Mr. X was scary and remained scary after I played RE2 for the seventh time. Nemesis is nothing like Mr. X, he is more like Jason X; complete with a lack of scariness. The RE2 RPD demo's teaser with him screaming "STARS!" was pretty scary. I feel as if the people who greenlit the idea to make Nemesis a demon dog thing after the first boss fight was focusing on what is "cool" rather than what is scary. I'm fine with the hermetically sealed trash bag look and the elongated teeth, but it's a bad sign when there is a mod of the original Nemesis model for download (last time I checked).

After all that, the biggest cherry on top for me is the lack of real thought provoking puzzles. The need of more action over puzzles has been a real drag when there's no fun for people who love puzzles like me. While RE2 did not have the most complex of puzzles, it was still rewarding when I solved them. I used mnemonic devices to remember the combination locks. I might make a small guide on RE2 to share them. RE3 just has lock picks (I know Jill is the master of unlocking blah blah blah) but it would have been nice to have Carlos figure out new combination locks that I don't already remember (hint, it's the same mnemonic devices I used in RE2.) Perhaps, they could have ACTUALLY put in whatever puzzles that Carlos had to solve from the original.

The biggest deal breaker was the inclusion of loot boxes in their shoddily made multiplayer. Now I admit that I never played it and I only saw the gameplay videos (It looked boring). But having some gambling problems myself, so I need to avoid any game that has loot boxes. One could argue that I could never have to play the multiplayer and just focus on the campaign. They would be right. However, I just do not trust myself enough to have the will power to never play the multiplayer part. Even if there's no microtransactions, I just can not scratch that itch and I should just stay away from this game entirely.

TL;DR
Good on you for having fun
It's exciting to shoot a gun
But the lack of puzzles
and the graphics quality muzzled.
Sorry but I got to run.
Posted 11 April, 2020. Last edited 11 April, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
106.6 hrs on record (101.7 hrs at review time)
Man I suck at this game, but to quote Egorapter "But why do I love it so much?"
Posted 9 March, 2020.
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3.6 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
TL;DR The game is manageable as a keyboard and mouse game, but this was made for controllers; so if you got one, use it. Otherwise, this is a fantastic fun game that deserves it's praise.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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70 people found this review helpful
55 people found this review funny
7.0 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Vote for Pedro.
Posted 22 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Supah Quick Review Happy Fun TIME!

Lootboxes and microtransactions
Overwatch copycat
Feels like Quake and Overwatch
B.J. Blazkowicz with different voice actor
Doom Guy
Forgetable class characters
Not fun for me

3/10 waste of Bethesda's money to make
Posted 10 August, 2018.
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1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I guess free weekend counts as receiving this game for free right? I can safely say this game isn't for me when I don't have any friends to play with.
Posted 10 August, 2018.
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