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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.3 hrs on record
Posted: 8 May, 2017 @ 7:31pm

I'm giving this a very weak reccomendation. It feels like an Early Access game when it isn't.

The graphics are great but unoptimized to a point where there's lag in the hands. It's an OK sitdown experience with some chuckles here and there. There is 17 achievements and I beat the 20-40ish minute game with both endings. I got none of them. That part eludes me.

The hands in the game lag as I've said before. The main menu has a demonstration controller that shows what button does what. It sits right in front of the player and it has physics, meaning it's in the way of the main menu. The fingers on the gloves have a large hit box and the switches are tiny. So there is a lot of 'fingers too fat' situations where I had to jam my sausage fingers (heh) in the switches to make them flip. Too often where I make too frantic movements, I accidently press something and kill myself. The buttons are highlighted so I know what to press, it is just nearby another button that I'm not supposed to press. Knowing what to press and unable to press it causes the Russians to repeat the same command over and over again. So jank buttons + fat fingers + laggy hands + annoying Russian command center = frustrations.

It is redundant to bring up 'at least the price is ok' because I don't think the price justifies buying this. The win screen looks pretty half assed on both endings. The "You Win" part looks like it was cobbled together with rectangle brick primatives in the unreal engine.

I'd say, wait until they patch it or get a beefier computer. My computer is pretty beef, it can handle Rick and Morty and Job Simulator but I do not know what to think about this one. It seems polished but it needs a good spit shine here and there to be worthy of the $5 price.
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