Recent reviews by cow (she/her/moo)

turned me into a sobbing lesbian 10/10

Since SEGA in their infinite wisdom have decided to delist this game next month, this might be your last chance to make some crrrrrazy money!

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like black tar heroin, but cheaper and safer

Almost could've changed my opinion on battle royale games, but it needs serious work. So many of the minigames are fun, but you're more likely to play the same 3-4 games again and again. Plus the cheating is outrageously bad.

You can stick your sausage into the panties of a goddess, one of whom's hairstyles can resemble Terra from Final Fantasy VI.

Best game.

Dare I write a real review, reflecting the kind of weeb trash I really am?

Dare I write a joke review, reflecting how unfunny I really am?

Nay, I say, for that Huniepop was a superior game for that it at least had gameplay.

Just play Cookie Clicker while watching some h-anime. It's basically the same thing.

I also had to play the game for 1 more minute just so that I could post this.

Gave me a headache within minutes.

migraine/10

Never thought I'd see the day TF2 would be marked Overwhelmingly Negative.