Recent reviews by ♿ zewm

its ok 👍

carb 👍

Yeah, I'd say it's fun

--{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitaire Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ If you want story, then go read a book.
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Makes you hooked
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☑ Average VN
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a bug spray. Or more. A lot more. Maybe a flamethrower. Or a nuke.

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I bought this game 13th of December 2013. It was early access and it really seemed like a really good game with huge potential. Though after release this game seemed to become less and less sandbox-ish with each update and became a rather linear game. They also started adding completely useless stuff that could be made good or given a purpouse and rather feels like the devs feel like they must deliver content and so they do. A Quantity over Quality kinda thing. The mini-bosses that occured at night-time are somehing I really miss aswell. Sometimes I really wish to play that early access game I once bought, where you're not forced to play the game a certain way. It just felt more like it's me who is doing and deciding things. Hope the devs reconsider this. I love this game and honestly want it to become something better.

P.S. Check out davo_'s video on it, covering a lot of these aspects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXVeOUXbWgk

Cheers
tzm13

This was a game made from scratch by a few Danish drunkards - albeit imperfect, it presented a truly unique tactical, combined arms FPS experience, that had incredible potential had it gotten a proper dev team behind it

Now all that remains in it's stead are sweet memories and sadness.

Hawken's down.
There's just sadness now.