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Recent reviews by ☠ armpit ☠

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3 people found this review helpful
35.6 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
5 minutes was enough.

Thank god for my ArchiBot playing to get the cards.
Posted 1 June, 2023. Last edited 1 June, 2023.
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6.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
This isn't your fathers doom.
Posted 7 February, 2023.
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22.3 hrs on record
Not a bad time waster.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record
Enjoyed it for what is was up until the quick time crap. It's nothing more than a button masher and then you get the 'mini game' crap. First one did me in with its push this way, push that way, push this button rubbish. That crap has ruined a few games for me. It is a game mechanic I have never liked. If I wanted to play guitar hero or some such that is what I would play, I wanted an old style side scrolling beat 'em 'up like Final Fight. Watch out I'm Mad!
Posted 24 August, 2022. Last edited 24 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
106.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Would rather play Leaderboard on the old C64. Have to disable my pihole to get into the game. Its pretty crap. Music is ♥♥♥♥. Golf is as you would expect, pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. Decided to fire up a C64 emulator and play Leaderboard and the missus joined in and agreed it was better, and she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates computer games. As for me, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate advertising, ♥♥♥♥ you 2k games and your advertising ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Posted 31 October, 2021. Last edited 31 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Way better than Cyberpunk 2077. Makes CP77 look like a half arsed phoned in effort.
Posted 4 August, 2021. Last edited 4 August, 2021.
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4 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Thou dost not have the eye of time my brother, Offend me not nettle face.
Posted 15 July, 2021. Last edited 15 July, 2021.
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14 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
39.3 hrs on record (39.1 hrs at review time)
Not a bad rally game, but not really a good one. It's a shame that steam only allows thumbs up/down, because this one sits in the try before you buy realm.

Good fun with an xbone controller and a beer.
Posted 11 May, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
I love car appearing out of nowhere and smashing me. Had High hopes for this game, but it does not meet them. I will still play though because it is the closest thing to a modern day version of Road Rash,

3 out of 5 Hairy Donkeys.
Posted 20 April, 2021.
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11 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
7.5 hrs on record
The conclusion is not a resolution.

A nice effort, was fun to play. However, the journey was not worth the effort. Too be honest the story had potential but ended up being quite banal.

I enjoyed it, but I'm a drunken wanker. Each to their own.
Posted 13 April, 2021. Last edited 13 April, 2021.
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