i want you so bad

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If teacake has a million fans, then I am one of them. If teacake has ten fans, then I am one of them. If teacake has only one fan then that is me. If teacake has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against teacake, then I am against the world.

Simping for teacake isn’t just a moment, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this evil world filled with thieves. It’s art! the first gift you open on Xmas a hug from a loved one everything you’ve ever wanted everything you need!

GOBBLE🦃GOBBLE🦃🅱️ITCH🐕!!! It's 🦡SKANKS-GIVING😜!!! This 🙌2021🙌 you have my 💦SPERM-ission👍 to 🌸May-DEFLOWER🌸 this 🔗TIGHT ASS🔒 🅱️USSY 🍑 with that 🥒THICC🥒 Plymouth 🍆♥♥♥♥🍆 😩OHH YEAA😫 💦♥♥♥💦 in this 👌HOLE👌 like the 👨‍🌾Pilgrims 🗯️CAME🗯️ all over 🇺🇲Ameri-♥♥♥♥💁🏽‍♂️ in 16️⃣19️⃣ ⚠️WAIT⚠️ DADDY 🧔 I need some extra ☁️CREAM☁️ with my 🎃Pump-♥♥♥♥🥖 PIE 🥧 PLEASE 🥺! And don't 👉 forget ☝️ to STUFF🌶️ this 🦃TURKEY🐓 and ☄️SHOOT🔫 that HOT, THICC 🔥GRAVY🔥 😛AWH YEAH😛 I'm THIRSTY 🥵 for that 💧♥♥♥-berry🍒 sauce, and I'm ready 🤤 to 👅SUCK👅 that 🍗 drum-STICK dry🦴dry🦴DRY💀!! SEND 📩 this to 5 🖐️ of the THIRSTIEST 🚽 THOTTIES 😜 you're THANKFUL 🙏 for, or else you 🙅‍♂️WON'T🙅‍♀️ get your 🥔potat-HOLE⭕ 💥MASHED💥 this YEAR 😱

Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅