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If tiddelypom has a million fans, then I am one of them. If tiddelypom has ten fans, then I am one of them. If tiddelypom has only one fan then that is me. If tiddelypom has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against tiddelypom, then I am against the world.

Simping for tiddelypom isn’t just a moment, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this evil world filled with thieves. It’s art! the first gift you open on Xmas a hug from a loved one everything you’ve ever wanted everything you need!

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Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅

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