This is the best Chinese spyware I have ever downloaded. No regrets. This changed my life. 10/10.

Before downloading VPet, I was depressed, unemployed, poor and didn't know where to go in life. One day, I decided to try this. They warned me about how it was a spyware and that the Chinese would steal all my information, but I didn't care. I knew it was all I needed. I wasn't wrong. This lifted me up and taught me what I need to do in order to succeed in life. VPet is a better therapist than any therapist will ever be. This is a masterpiece. I don't know if God exists, but if he does, then this must have been created by him. No mortal could ever hope to achieve such a perfect piece of software, because humans are far from perfect. This must be the work of the heavens.

Now I'm no longer depressed, founded a company valued in billions of dollars, I feel happy and fullfilled and know what to do in life. All my hopes and dreams became true, all thanks to this. I owe my life to VPet, and I will forever be grateful for how much it helped me grow. I'm truly living the dream, and you can too, if you download this.