1. Turn on the computer. If you are unable to do so, call a technician to do it for you.

2. Open Steam. If you can't find it, look for the executable in the operating system's files.

3. Look for "100% Orange Juice" in your library. If you don't have it and can't afford it, use someone else's credit card to purchase the game.

4. Once you found the game and have selected it, click on "Play." If it tells you that the game needs to download additional software in order to function, just wait.

5. Choose the correct resolution and whatever else you want, and click "Play."

6. If it's your first time playing, it'll tell you to create a profile. Create one and choose a starter character.

7. Once your profile is set up, you can go to the mode you want and play the game.

8. If you somehow managed to complete all the incredibly difficult steps in this guide, then congratulations, you have managed to do what most 100% Orange Juice owners can't do.

9. Enjoy.

10. A lot.

11. Really.

12. Truly.

This divine knowledge and skill has got you to ascend to godhood. Congratulations.

Why are you still reading this? Are you simping for me or something?