let's go hunting for some thug cheeks..

this guy is as sweet and innocent as one can get

so this all happened at school yesterday. i was walking to science class then i saw this acoustic kid built like caseoh and smelled of spongebob foghorn sound effect. so as the sigma male that i am i told him that he gets no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and he's a genshin impact player. then he called me gay. and i got so mad that i told him that he is from ohio. he then punched me in the groin, and told me that ill never be sigma and that I'm just a sad beta who hates the superiority of genshin impact. so i said "Genshit cringepact is bad and its only in ohio. honkai star rail is a sigma game you are just a skibidi toilet hater" He then yelled at me saying "STAND BACK KITTEN. THE SIGMA ALPHA SKIBIDI OHIO MALE IS COMING OUT" then he turned into a werewolf... i severely underestimated on how much of a sigma he is... now i sit on a hospital bed typing this on my laptop... the doctor says i wont make it... I'm just praying to the skibidi gods that i don't die...

sorry for screaming at u in that ot pug i was really in my feels really angry ya feel

stinky head

This guy found out that mice max out their odometers at 299,999 miles