let's go hunting for some thug cheeks..

this guy is as sweet and innocent as one can get

so this all happened at school yesterday. i was walking to science class then i saw this acoustic kid built like caseoh and smelled of spongebob foghorn sound effect. so as the sigma male that i am i told him that he gets no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and he's a genshin impact player. then he called me gay. and i got so mad that i told him that he is from ohio. he then punched me in the groin, and told me that ill never be sigma and that I'm just a sad beta who hates the superiority of genshin impact. so i said "Genshit cringepact is bad and its only in ohio. honkai star rail is a sigma game you are just a skibidi toilet hater" He then yelled at me saying "STAND BACK KITTEN. THE SIGMA ALPHA SKIBIDI OHIO MALE IS COMING OUT" then he turned into a werewolf... i severely underestimated on how much of a sigma he is... now i sit on a hospital bed typing this on my laptop... the doctor says i wont make it... I'm just praying to the skibidi gods that i don't die...

sorry for screaming at u in that ot pug i was really in my feels really angry ya feel

stinky head

This guy found out that mice max out their odometers at 299,999 miles

s/o to unc

this guy throws my elo 👎

thx for the accept cant wait to play counter strike with you!!!!!

thanks for the accept g

the world is your oyster

2 elo player throwing my extremely serious pugs what the flip

tbh // we dont really talk but you seem cool
rate // 7/10

thanks man!! i look up to players like you. sincerely, the 13 year old prodigy

6'6 | Absolutely Jacked | 2100 elo NA | DMs open

hes 6'6 and absolutely jacked

my squad and I were handily crushing this kid like a bug but then he threw a fit towards the end of the match and all of a sudden he reconnected with a white name and chat was red and the server said it detected a user with cheat enabled and then he Started to monologue saying the weirdest crap to my squad like "I am become Death, Destroyer of Fun" Kept saying his adversaries are going to "Feel his wrath" and that everyone is "going to deeply regret wronging me" What a mess What a sore loser Were all just so sorry we have to experience the severity of his wrath

-rep fat and poor