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makes a handsome little sum, with a beginning and a middle and
an end, as in the well-built phrase and the long sonata of the dead.
-- Samuel Beckett
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Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.
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[Peter and Brian have just jumped their car off a flatbed truck like The Dukes of Hazzard]
Peter: Oh, man. That was great. Hey, maybe next time we can get Meg to be Boss Hogg and Chris can be Anus.
Brian: Enis.
Peter: What'd I say?
Brian: Anus. [Peter laughs hysterically]
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Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact.
Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. ... Only
atheists could accept this Satanic theory.
- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, "The Pre-Adamic Creation and Evolution"
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