I am so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of the small ♥♥♥♥ jokes.

You guys think you are so funny. You think bigger is better. You are all morons.

My ♥♥♥♥ is a precision instrument. A surgical tool. It is designed for accuracy not blunt force trauma. You guys are walking around with these giant unmanageable salamis. You probably knock over lamps when you turn around too fast.

I hit the g-spot like a special forces sniper. Pinpoint accuracy every single time. You guys are just carpet bombing the whole area hoping to hit something. You are the collateral damage of sex.

Women tell me they prefer it. They say its cute. They say it doesnt feel like their insides are being rearranged by a rogue battering ram. You are giving women internal bleeding and think you are a sex god.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots.

Shorado, we haven't seen or heard from you in weeks. I have spent many nights recently crying myself to sleep wondering where I went wrong as a wife. We used to be a happy family and then everything changed. Our kids always ask why daddy won't come out of his room. I am taking the kids and going to my mothers until things settle down. Please, we beg of you, stop playing Femboy Bros and reconnect with your family.

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears

France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $

That means Russia has the cheapest cry.

My coworkers coochie STINKS and I can’t take it. I’m wasting my body spray using it several times a day to cover up the stench of her sit down air. I have smelled it lingering in the office (and yes it is one distinct smell, obviously from one source) for a while but never knew it was her because she wasn’t always sat right next to me. We had a cubicle between us but they moved her down to put the new people together at the front of our row. Ever since then, it’s become blatantly obviously that she’s been the one stinking up the office with her stank cooch this entire time. The worst part is she no joke gets up 12-15 times a day to use the bathroom. She’s been written up for it because by the end of her shift it amounts to 45-90 mins in the bathroom. Like she walks in a way that is so exasperated that she just wafts the smell around and then she plops in her chair dramatic as ♥♥♥♥ just dispersing a giant stink cloud every time she sits down.

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