My coworkers coochie STINKS and I can’t take it. I’m wasting my body spray using it several times a day to cover up the stench of her sit down air. I have smelled it lingering in the office (and yes it is one distinct smell, obviously from one source) for a while but never knew it was her because she wasn’t always sat right next to me. We had a cubicle between us but they moved her down to put the new people together at the front of our row. Ever since then, it’s become blatantly obviously that she’s been the one stinking up the office with her stank cooch this entire time. The worst part is she no joke gets up 12-15 times a day to use the bathroom. She’s been written up for it because by the end of her shift it amounts to 45-90 mins in the bathroom. Like she walks in a way that is so exasperated that she just wafts the smell around and then she plops in her chair dramatic as ♥♥♥♥ just dispersing a giant stink cloud every time she sits down.

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