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"You can't get boners if you're always hard"
~Ria 2017
"Make her ♥♥♥♥♥ wet, not her life"
~Sam 2017
"taking a shower is having water on u from a thingy that squirts"
~Cierra 2017
"Just w/o my dad sleeping in my dad"
~Emma 2017
“Oh the boner”
~Haley 2018
"But apparently it's only my ♥♥♥♥♥"
~Alex 2019
"my balls smell like cheetos"
~blobles 2020
"black baby velociraptor jesus"
~el raton 2023
"THE SHEER FORCE OF MY RELEASE RIVALS THAT OF MOUNTAINS"
~el raton 2023