ttv/minimumaffect (C0CK CAM)
Mongo Bongo
Thabazimbi, Limpopo, South Africa
NO PRIVATE INVENTORIES - COMMENT BEFORE ADDING ME
TRADE LINK ☑ sᴋɪɴs ☐ sᴋɪʟʟs
UNDER THE DESK CAM [www.twitch.tv]
(RETIRED) TOP 500 ELO PLAYER ON FACEIT [www.faceit.com]
If you are reading this, I have probably just one tapped you from a huge distance, shot you through a smoke, or prefired you and so you are probably checking my profile to see if I look like a cheater. Thank you for feeding my ego. Have a nice day!


2023 I WAS EDGING
2024 I WAS STROKING
2025 IM BUSSIN ON YALL


If you make less than $800k a year don't message me brokie.


A message to seething broke people

I'm sorry you make less money than me, are fat/skinny fat, ethnic, and get zero b!tches. It's okay - maybe eventually things will get better for you. Maybe, even, you'll make more than minimum wage at your dead end job. Your success is contingent on luck, right? It has nothing to do with the fact that you're lazy, have zero work ethic, and spend all day seething online at successful people (ie. me) who mog your entire bloodline.

I'm ecstatic every single time one of you brokelets opens my account, see I make more money than your whole extended family combined, and then proceed to spend time typing and getting angry at a total stranger because of this fact. You are POOR - I get it. Okay? You wouldn't even be able to speak to people of my status and income in reality, so when you have the opportunity to throw a tantrum over a video game you make it your life's mission to get as much of my attention as possible. Meanwhile, once the game is over you have to go back to your absolutely sh!t and unbearable life. You'll sleep tonight thinking about this - thinking about how utterly hopeless and awful your life is - while a literal God (ie. me again) humored your autistic ramblings in all chat and barely acknowledged you.

If you're still seething, angry, or wasting any more time reading this. Maybe consider, I don't know, getting your money up? Maybe going to the gym? Doing anything more productive than raging at someone who is better than you at literally everything? You probably won't because you have a broke, poor, and impoverished mindset. It's why you and all of your descendants inherently will be born and raised in poverty. You are slave with slave blood. Completely hoeless. Unable to accomplish or achieve anything because you are genetically coded to work for the people who work for the people who work for me.

Have fun waking up tomorrow for work/school. Now put the fries in the bag, brokie.


ⓘ This User Is Suspected To Be Working With Terrorist Organizations
NO PRIVATE INVENTORIES - COMMENT BEFORE ADDING ME
TRADE LINK ☑ sᴋɪɴs ☐ sᴋɪʟʟs
UNDER THE DESK CAM [www.twitch.tv]
(RETIRED) TOP 500 ELO PLAYER ON FACEIT [www.faceit.com]
If you are reading this, I have probably just one tapped you from a huge distance, shot you through a smoke, or prefired you and so you are probably checking my profile to see if I look like a cheater. Thank you for feeding my ego. Have a nice day!


2023 I WAS EDGING
2024 I WAS STROKING
2025 IM BUSSIN ON YALL


If you make less than $800k a year don't message me brokie.


A message to seething broke people

I'm sorry you make less money than me, are fat/skinny fat, ethnic, and get zero b!tches. It's okay - maybe eventually things will get better for you. Maybe, even, you'll make more than minimum wage at your dead end job. Your success is contingent on luck, right? It has nothing to do with the fact that you're lazy, have zero work ethic, and spend all day seething online at successful people (ie. me) who mog your entire bloodline.

I'm ecstatic every single time one of you brokelets opens my account, see I make more money than your whole extended family combined, and then proceed to spend time typing and getting angry at a total stranger because of this fact. You are POOR - I get it. Okay? You wouldn't even be able to speak to people of my status and income in reality, so when you have the opportunity to throw a tantrum over a video game you make it your life's mission to get as much of my attention as possible. Meanwhile, once the game is over you have to go back to your absolutely sh!t and unbearable life. You'll sleep tonight thinking about this - thinking about how utterly hopeless and awful your life is - while a literal God (ie. me again) humored your autistic ramblings in all chat and barely acknowledged you.

If you're still seething, angry, or wasting any more time reading this. Maybe consider, I don't know, getting your money up? Maybe going to the gym? Doing anything more productive than raging at someone who is better than you at literally everything? You probably won't because you have a broke, poor, and impoverished mindset. It's why you and all of your descendants inherently will be born and raised in poverty. You are slave with slave blood. Completely hoeless. Unable to accomplish or achieve anything because you are genetically coded to work for the people who work for the people who work for me.

Have fun waking up tomorrow for work/school. Now put the fries in the bag, brokie.


ⓘ This User Is Suspected To Be Working With Terrorist Organizations
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UNBOXED 04/06/2025 : ★ Skeleton Knife Doppler (Phase 4) | 0.00050626922166 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CO3A-92gWA
UNBOXED 05/14/2025 : ★ Paracord Knife | Night Stripe | 0.20468957722187 : https://youtu.be/EzmXTB7zWN0?si=FWWTMlu8zX4FR8R
UNBOXED 06/04/2025 : ★ Nomad Knife | Rust Coat | 0.44900190830231 :
UNBOXED 06/05/2025 : ★ Skeleton Knife | Rust Coat | 0.46874147653580 :
UNBOXED 06/29/2025 : AK-47 | B the Monster | 0.26233193278313 :
Crafted USP-S | Whiteout 10/18/2024 : 0.06820710003376
Crafted M4A1-S | Fade 10/18/2024 : 0.01932802423835
Opening a Crown Foil : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBSIiUEX-o
Opening a M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle #355 0.37175989151001 : https://youtu.be/W04aTztgNeA
Opening a Five Seven Fall Hazard #28 0.05142848193645 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SJJP7n0jrM
Opening a Fennec Fox 0.31439748406410 : https://youtu.be/KoyiXYv2e04?si=gfsmN1GKtN32YGfU
Me featured in a Ren video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg4heaNGzR8

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07/21/2025 : Applied 3x Cloud9 (Holo) | DreamHack 2014 |
M4A4 | Dark Blossom | Float: 0.00002620886880 : https://youtu.be/4y8HL77AwYY
10/16/2025 : Applied 1x Team Dignitas | Katowice 2014
AK-47 | B the Monster | Float: 0.00405438710004 :

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Workshop Showcase
170 ratings
Status - Pending, Created by - Gorilla 2
Artwork Showcase
★ Sport Gloves | Superconductor | Float: 0.15542560815811 | 344
42 1 9
Tron 27 Oct @ 10:12am 
please lemme get dat ssg
izutsumifan53 23 Oct @ 12:37pm 
sir how has the update been treating you?
harv 21 Oct @ 6:39pm 
like to discuss some stuff
sponk 18 Oct @ 7:22pm 
(◣_◢)
SyK0 18 Oct @ 12:24pm 
It has been 10 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 5 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please DON'T send help.
SyK0 16 Oct @ 6:21pm 
:cozyroe::cozybrawlhalla2: