Chicken tastes like tomatoes. Flamingos dont exist anymore. I usually perch on the toilet as if i were a bird. Can you fry eggs on top of mount everest?

Pandering resembles eorsion: grand ideas, like towering mountains, erode into accessible but diminshed forms. Initially, these ideas, pure and monumental, become mountains thorugh expression, enabling others to perceive them. Yet, as demands for broader accessibility grow, like relentless rain, they sculpt the peaks into gentler hills, and eventually, valleys and canyons. This erosion, while making the mountains more accessible, strips away the beautifully rigid peaks. At the canyon's base, the view spans wide, offering superficial understanding without deeper engagement...

I don't need s*x.
The government f*cks me everyday.

We just didn't know how good we had it.