Welcome! | !مرحبًا | 欢迎！
Welcome to my profile! Now with 37% less shÏtty memes!


● I accept random friend requests for the most part, unless your profile is an obvious scam/bot. If I added you, then I either know you from somewhere else, or found something we share in common and would like to become friends with you.
● I play a variety of single player and online games alike, but I mostly prefer the former. If you're looking for friends to play online with, take my region into consideration, as regional distances tend to cause lots of connection quality issues. I tend to have cleaner online play with EU players compared to NA players, for example. I also use wifi, so it contributes to laggy connection. That being said, I don't mind at least trying an online match or two to see how well it works.


I used to be very active on Steam (almost on 24/7 basis), but I'm not as active nowadays. If you'd like to keep in contact with me, add me on Discord (my username's at the bottom of this showcase), or just shoot me a message here on Steam. If I don't go online for 60 days or more, then I'm probably dead (literally deceased), unless I specify how long I'll stay inactive.

Online: Mostly about to play something soon. Holla at me if you want. :)
In-game: Playing something (no shÏt lol). Send me a message if you'd like, but expect slow responses.
Away: Off my device. Might be away for a few minutes or for hours. You can send me a message if you want, but expect delay in reply.
Busy/Do Not Disturb: Kinda self explanatory. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Snooze: Same as Away.
Offline: Sleeping, working, outside, busy, no internet connection, not feeling like playing anything, etc.


Real name: Adolf Stalin.
Gender: Penis.
Age: Square root of 529.
Birthday: ♪ Do you remember, the 29th day of November? ♪
Nationality: Look at the top of the page, idiot.
Languages: Habibi, Canadian and Maoism.
Occupation: Google Translate user.
Shoe size: 16.
Armpit hair color: brown.
Facial hair type: crackhead.
Penis size: Not big enough to satisfy a woman. :(


Favorite genre: Fighting games.
Other genres: Beat 'em ups, shooters of most varieties (first-person, third-person, over-the-shoulder), open world, etc. I like a lot of genres; but not visual novels, they're mid af.
Favorite franchise: Mortal Kombat.
Other favorite games/franchises: Tekken, Street Fighter, King of Fighters, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, Dead Rising, Devil May Cry, Metal Slug, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Bully, Papers Please, etc.


+ Video games, obviously. Just in case it flew over your head.
+ Meeting new friends online.
+ Chatting with said friends, especially if things got weird and fūcked up. ;)
+ Memes of all shapes, colors and flavors.
+ Stalking random people's profiles.
+ Discussing the matters of nuclear wars and transgender rights.
+ Choking my snake to miners.
- Invite spamming (trading, groups, play, etc).
- Rètards who think it's a privilege to add them (e.g don't add me if you're under level 10).
- My inadequate junk size.
- My itchy butthole.
- Homosexual closets.
- YouTube.
- Twitter.
- Steam.

● If you shill for NRShit or Bamco: crash your car into a wall and die horribly.
● If you play Super Smash Bros. competitively: die in a hole.
● If you're a wifi Scorpion: consider suicide.
● If you're a Jade/Edenia stan: jump off a building.
● If you're a Juri main: dip your balls in sulfuric acid.
● If you're a Pyro main: get checked for autism.
● If it ain't Wong, then it's just wrong.
● Coach is objectively the best survivor.
● Vergil did nothing wrong.
● Griffith did nothing wrong.
● Weed is trash and dumb to smoke.
● THIS DUDE DID A TEN HIT COMBO. THIS DUDE'S DOING STRINGS.
● LOOK AT THIS, THE AI IS FAHKÉD IN THIS GAME.
● Arstotzka so great, passport not required!


The best Ukrainian дебил I've ever met.
Funny boi. c:
I’m gonna Fatality the fūck out of this skrub.
Registered Valentine connoisseur.
funny boi pualie
Top 10 hottest Brazilian femboys.
Most autistic Chilean on the planet.
Kerry HotSkins.
This busta eats àss all the damn time.
This dude is kewl.
Meme machine.
Will you look at this good boy!
Damn, Daniel.
Autistic salt mine disguised as a human being.


YouTube channel on life support (content warning: autism)
Discord: daddysaso#8878
PS3/PS4: osas0354

Congratulations! You actually wasted your precious and hard earned time reading this info box! There isn't really any reward, but here's a medkit.
Now s c r a m.