Raiden's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2018 @ 9:58pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 9:40pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 7:22pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2018 @ 10:00pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 9:18pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2018 @ 9:29pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2018 @ 8:12pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 6:49pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 5:04pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2018 @ 3:12am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 12:39pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 24 May, 2019 @ 7:11am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 6:38pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 7:12am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2018 @ 9:10pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 8:13am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2018 @ 10:15pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 12:05pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2018 @ 4:04am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 7:05pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2018 @ 7:51am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2018 @ 7:06pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2018 @ 3:19am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2019 @ 7:20am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2018 @ 9:51pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 7:59pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2018 @ 2:40am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 8:09pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 9:31pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 7:56pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 9:49pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2018 @ 7:37pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2018 @ 9:45pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2018 @ 8:26pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2018 @ 3:00am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2018 @ 12:05pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2018 @ 8:54am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2018 @ 1:32pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2018 @ 9:24am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 12:42pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 3:21am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 4:19am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 1:54am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 3:29am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 12:05pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 2:45am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 1:32am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2019 @ 11:13am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 4:59pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

20 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

26 / 30