Raidens prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2018 @ 21:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 21:40

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 27 jul, 2018 @ 19:22

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2018 @ 22:00

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 21:18

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2018 @ 21:29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2018 @ 20:12

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 27 jul, 2018 @ 18:49

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 6 aug, 2018 @ 17:04

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2018 @ 3:12

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 25 mar, 2019 @ 12:39

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Upplåst 24 maj, 2019 @ 7:11

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 27 jul, 2018 @ 18:38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 22 dec, 2018 @ 7:12

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 20 mar, 2021 @ 20:31

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 23 jul, 2018 @ 21:10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 22 dec, 2018 @ 8:13

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2018 @ 22:15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 23 feb, 2019 @ 12:05

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2018 @ 4:04

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 15 mar, 2021 @ 17:44

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 27 jul, 2018 @ 19:05

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 22 dec, 2018 @ 7:51

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 27 jul, 2018 @ 19:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2018 @ 3:19

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Upplåst 22 mar, 2021 @ 13:13

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 27 sep, 2019 @ 7:20

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2018 @ 21:51

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 19:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2018 @ 2:40

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 20:09

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 21:31

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 19:56

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 21:49

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2018 @ 19:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 22 jul, 2018 @ 21:45

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 24 jul, 2018 @ 20:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 8 aug, 2018 @ 3:00

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 6 dec, 2018 @ 12:05

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 6 dec, 2018 @ 8:54

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Upplåst 15 mar, 2021 @ 17:55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Upplåst 10 dec, 2018 @ 13:32

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 10 dec, 2018 @ 9:24

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Upplåst 22 mar, 2021 @ 12:17

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 25 mar, 2019 @ 12:42

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 26 mar, 2019 @ 3:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Upplåst 26 mar, 2019 @ 4:19

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Upplåst 27 mar, 2019 @ 1:54

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Upplåst 27 mar, 2019 @ 3:29

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Upplåst 27 mar, 2019 @ 12:05

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Upplåst 26 mar, 2019 @ 2:45

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Upplåst 27 mar, 2019 @ 1:32

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Upplåst 27 mar, 2019 @ 11:13

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Upplåst 6 aug, 2018 @ 16:59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

20 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

26 / 30